1 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:12,218 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:12,317 --> 00:00:14,817 [? THE DOOBIE BROTHERS: "What A Fool Believes"] 3 00:00:29,585 --> 00:00:32,618 - Is George's wife called "Fig"? - Yeah. 4 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:35,517 "Fig"? What's her real name? 5 00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:37,819 Well, I genuinely can't remember. 6 00:00:37,853 --> 00:00:39,485 What was your nickname again? 7 00:00:39,518 --> 00:00:42,719 "Mongo"? "Rumpy"? 8 00:00:42,753 --> 00:00:45,586 I'm ashamed to say... it was "Skippy". 9 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:47,218 Ew... 10 00:00:47,251 --> 00:00:48,953 I was kind of seen as the... 11 00:00:48,986 --> 00:00:51,252 [Clears throat] captain of the party. 12 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,351 Oh, God! 13 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,386 ? ...wanted to say ? 14 00:00:54,419 --> 00:00:56,619 ? Only to realise ? 15 00:00:57,785 --> 00:01:00,786 ? It never really was ? 16 00:01:00,819 --> 00:01:07,186 ? She had a place in his life... ? 17 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:08,886 Look, I feel like I should say they're really not... 18 00:01:08,919 --> 00:01:11,352 - stereotypical posh people. - Really? 19 00:01:11,386 --> 00:01:12,921 They're cool, I promise. 20 00:01:12,955 --> 00:01:14,687 And that's coming from "the captain of the party". 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,921 - Oh, God! - [Phone beeps] 22 00:01:15,955 --> 00:01:18,186 Text... from Claire. 23 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:19,619 Oh! Thank you. 24 00:01:22,419 --> 00:01:24,186 - [Phone beeps] - [Group] 'Mate!' 25 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,854 [Man] 'Welcome back, you fuckin' legend!' 26 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:28,655 [Group cheering, shouting indistinctly] 27 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:31,520 For fuck's sake! 28 00:01:31,553 --> 00:01:32,855 Who else is gonna be there? 29 00:01:32,888 --> 00:01:34,689 Uh... yes. Just the old gang. 30 00:01:34,722 --> 00:01:37,488 So... Archie, Fig, and George. 31 00:01:39,321 --> 00:01:40,420 And Claire. 32 00:01:41,587 --> 00:01:43,755 Yeah! And Claire. 33 00:01:44,955 --> 00:01:46,353 What? 34 00:01:46,387 --> 00:01:52,253 ? ...seems to be ? 35 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:55,421 ? Is always better than nothing ? 36 00:01:56,922 --> 00:02:00,656 ? And nothing at all ? 37 00:02:00,689 --> 00:02:04,454 ? Keeps sending him somewhere back in her long ago... ? 38 00:02:18,557 --> 00:02:20,355 [Urinating] 39 00:02:26,923 --> 00:02:28,790 [Animal noises] 40 00:02:47,690 --> 00:02:50,189 [Whining] 41 00:02:51,924 --> 00:02:53,456 Hey, mate. 42 00:02:54,324 --> 00:02:55,724 You all right? 43 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,823 [Whining continues] 44 00:03:48,359 --> 00:03:50,627 - [Man screams] - Fuck! 45 00:03:50,661 --> 00:03:54,827 - Stop fucking... - Sorry, mate. 46 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,159 Sorry, mate. Sorry. 47 00:03:57,593 --> 00:03:58,726 Come here! 48 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:03,593 Come back, you cunt! 49 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:08,260 Come back! 50 00:04:09,894 --> 00:04:11,662 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 51 00:04:11,695 --> 00:04:14,226 Fuck, fuck, fuck... Fuck! 52 00:04:15,794 --> 00:04:17,627 What the fuck? 53 00:05:04,228 --> 00:05:06,763 Hello. Excuse me, sorry... 54 00:05:06,796 --> 00:05:08,430 Um, I don't suppose you know 55 00:05:08,463 --> 00:05:11,563 where Cleeve Hill Manor is, do you? 56 00:05:11,597 --> 00:05:13,330 I do, yeah. 57 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:20,396 Could... Sorry, and could you tell me where it is? 58 00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:22,463 I can, yeah. 59 00:05:25,829 --> 00:05:27,765 [Chuckles] 60 00:05:27,798 --> 00:05:31,397 [Laughs] Good one, you got me. 61 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:33,698 Sorry. Couldn't resist. 62 00:05:34,765 --> 00:05:37,263 So, why d'you need to know? Lost? 63 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:41,398 - Yes. - Thought as much. 64 00:05:41,431 --> 00:05:42,597 Yeah. 65 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:44,730 The old sat nav let you down, then, eh? 66 00:05:44,764 --> 00:05:46,865 - Surprise, surprise. - Yeah. 67 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,498 - Long journey? - Yah. 68 00:05:50,531 --> 00:05:52,197 Um... 69 00:05:52,231 --> 00:05:54,565 sort of late for my own party, actually. It's my birthday. 70 00:05:54,599 --> 00:05:57,433 Yeah, you need to loop back round, through the red gate, 71 00:05:57,465 --> 00:05:59,399 bear left till you hit The Lamb Pub, 72 00:05:59,432 --> 00:06:02,231 then straight shot through Dawny, and it's on your left. 73 00:06:02,264 --> 00:06:03,431 Big iron-fronted thing. 74 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,297 Yes, I remember. Thank you very much. 75 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,798 Might come join you later! 76 00:06:06,831 --> 00:06:08,432 [Laughs] Yeah, well, I'll tell the others know! 77 00:06:08,465 --> 00:06:10,732 - Cheers again. Thanks. - Laters! 78 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:36,198 [Pete] Oi-oi! 79 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:40,801 It's party time! 80 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,601 The skipper is here! 81 00:06:58,434 --> 00:07:00,200 Wooh, wooh! 82 00:07:08,601 --> 00:07:10,334 Guys? 83 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:33,503 Guys? 84 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:13,404 [Yawns] 85 00:08:19,338 --> 00:08:21,170 [Phone beeping] 86 00:09:26,439 --> 00:09:28,640 [TV, indistinct] 87 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,875 [Snoring] 88 00:09:55,609 --> 00:09:57,776 [Indistinct chattering, laughing] 89 00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:59,541 Back in a sec, mate! 90 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:03,409 All right? 91 00:10:03,442 --> 00:10:05,708 Hope you guys have been having a nice time? 92 00:10:05,741 --> 00:10:06,841 What the fuck? 93 00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:10,441 - Yeah, my thoughts exactly. - Pete... 94 00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:14,309 What are you doing here? 95 00:10:14,343 --> 00:10:16,776 - Fuck off, Archie. - No seriously, mate. 96 00:10:18,308 --> 00:10:19,977 Oh, no! 97 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:22,343 George's invite... 98 00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,709 - This is awful. - What? 99 00:10:25,809 --> 00:10:27,308 That was a joke, mate. 100 00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:29,809 No, seriously, I mean, 101 00:10:29,842 --> 00:10:34,842 why would George want somebody else's birthday at his house? 102 00:10:37,343 --> 00:10:39,477 [Laughs] 103 00:10:39,511 --> 00:10:41,910 Jokes, mate! 104 00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:44,644 - Stop it! - Oh, my God! Here he is! 105 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,877 Oh, hey! 106 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:48,842 - Hey, stranger! - Hi, Claire Bear. 107 00:10:48,876 --> 00:10:51,343 Oh, my God, were you... were you waiting long? 108 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:53,610 No, no, just like... half an hour, hour and a half. 109 00:10:54,243 --> 00:10:56,310 [Cheering] 110 00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:59,476 So good to see that you got here in one piece! 111 00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:01,711 You're looking trim, mate. You look amazing. 112 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:05,678 Thanks. Thank you, thank you, yeah, yeah. Well... 113 00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:08,944 Yeah, I guess the Lebanese food is... 114 00:11:08,978 --> 00:11:11,577 ...fucking disgusting? 115 00:11:11,611 --> 00:11:14,245 No, just a lot of fibre and pulses. 116 00:11:14,278 --> 00:11:15,644 You have a bit of a beard as well. 117 00:11:15,677 --> 00:11:17,345 Looks great. 118 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,612 You all right? 119 00:11:20,644 --> 00:11:22,412 Yeah, fine, yeah. 120 00:11:22,445 --> 00:11:24,211 Look, sorry, we thought you'd be ages 121 00:11:24,245 --> 00:11:25,945 cos of the accident on the M5. 122 00:11:25,979 --> 00:11:28,513 No. No, I just, uh... 123 00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,512 got lost and couldn't get through to you guys. 124 00:11:30,545 --> 00:11:32,711 Oh, shit. Well, we left you a note... 125 00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:34,512 - Where? - Here you bell-end. 126 00:11:34,545 --> 00:11:35,679 Where was that? 127 00:11:36,578 --> 00:11:37,711 [Echoing voice] Found him! 128 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:41,646 [? Dramatic music] 129 00:11:49,312 --> 00:11:52,279 [? Music over dialogue] 130 00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:16,379 No, seriously, Harry... Harry, take it... Take it back! 131 00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:19,347 All right, all right. I'll take it. 132 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,280 Arch, be careful. 133 00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:26,313 Sorry, should probably introduce myself to the birthday boy. 134 00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:28,815 - All right, mate? - Leader of the pack, huh? 135 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,715 I heard a lot about you. 136 00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:33,848 Apparently, one of the funniest guys on the planet. 137 00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:38,213 [Huffs] Uh... 138 00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:40,348 Oh, come here, you big fanny! 139 00:12:40,381 --> 00:12:43,280 Birthday boy needs a hug... and a stripper. 140 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,581 - And that's me! - Oh... 141 00:12:44,615 --> 00:12:45,848 Oh, yeah. 142 00:12:45,881 --> 00:12:47,416 - Shh! - Oh! 143 00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:48,982 [? Vocalises] 144 00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:50,683 Hey! 145 00:12:52,549 --> 00:12:54,515 Hey, what's that? Fuckin' hell! 146 00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:56,216 Yeah, you gave me a boner. 147 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,282 What? You got an erection? 148 00:12:58,315 --> 00:13:00,548 - It's just... just my phone. - He's got an erection! 149 00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:02,314 None of that! I'm not here for that, mate. 150 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,248 - Go and help Archie, Harry. - I'm not here for that! 151 00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:06,749 Stop molesting Pete, all right? 152 00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:08,349 - Jeez! - Oh, my God! 153 00:13:08,382 --> 00:13:09,917 - Who is that? - [Cheering] 154 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,215 [Fig] We found him down the pub. 155 00:13:13,249 --> 00:13:15,749 He was challenging farmers to rap battles. 156 00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:18,583 You'll love him, he is classic. A real local. 157 00:13:24,549 --> 00:13:27,215 How is the portraiture, Claire? You, got any new commissions? 158 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:30,283 Uh... yeah! Yeah, it's fine. 159 00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:31,684 What does that mean? 160 00:13:31,717 --> 00:13:33,850 [Chuckles] I sometimes feel 161 00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:35,817 that I don't really have anything to say as an artist. 162 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,284 You know, I'm just... 163 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,284 like, I'm just a stupid posh girl 164 00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,251 painting portraits of other posh people. 165 00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:42,583 You're being really hard on yourself. 166 00:13:42,617 --> 00:13:44,417 I mean, I'd love to see any new stuff. 167 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,985 - Uh, rule number seven! - What's that? 168 00:13:47,018 --> 00:13:49,850 - Oh... - Oh, it was "no talking shop". 169 00:13:49,885 --> 00:13:52,317 Yeah! No, no, you really should drink for that, Pete. 170 00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:54,316 Right, got it. Understood. 171 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:57,852 "Oonderstood..." [Chuckles] "Oonderstood!" 172 00:13:57,886 --> 00:13:59,817 Mate, are you speaking in a northern accent? 173 00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:01,819 What? 174 00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:03,852 All night your accent's been northern. 175 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,450 [Laughing] 176 00:14:05,483 --> 00:14:07,352 Is this part of your new 'edgy Pete'? 177 00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:08,651 'Edgy Pete'? Sorry, guys, 178 00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:10,217 am I speaking in a northern accent right now? 179 00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:12,419 Shut up, Arch. Just down your drink, Pete. 180 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,485 You did break a rule. 181 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,551 - OK. - Drink it, mate! 182 00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:19,252 Down it, down it, down it... 183 00:14:19,285 --> 00:14:22,853 Down it! Down it! Down it...! 184 00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:26,285 - Pressure! Whoo! - There's a lot... lot in there. 185 00:14:26,886 --> 00:14:28,652 Yeah... Oh... 186 00:14:28,686 --> 00:14:31,786 Oh, come on. 187 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:34,319 - What's that? - Gonna leave a bit in there. 188 00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:36,286 Wow! 189 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:39,286 A really funny thing happened to me on the way up here. 190 00:14:39,319 --> 00:14:40,853 Well, not really funny... quite funny. 191 00:14:40,887 --> 00:14:43,520 - Yeah, when I was lost... - Arch, check this out! 192 00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:45,787 ...messing about on country roads, 193 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:49,920 I got a bit lost as you got from my texts... 194 00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:51,786 [Whispering] Have a look. 195 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:55,319 ...searching for that bloody red gate! 196 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,753 Oh, my God, it won! 197 00:14:57,787 --> 00:15:01,621 [Laughs] This guy told me to put a bet on a horse, 84 to 1. 198 00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:03,721 It's just come in fucking second! 199 00:15:03,754 --> 00:15:04,988 I'm up five hundred quid! 200 00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:06,789 Bloody hell! Why didn't you bet yourself? 201 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,822 Oh, I don't like to gamble. It's a dirty habit. 202 00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:10,354 It's, like, figuring out the odds. 203 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,454 You know, I'm Devon's answer to Rain Man! 204 00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:14,521 [Laughing] 205 00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:16,788 Sorry, Pete, you was telling a story? 206 00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:18,355 Oh, yeah. Uh... 207 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:20,422 Well, it was just about me on the way up here. 208 00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:22,254 I was pretty f... I mean, 209 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:25,221 I was lost, basically, completely and utterly, 210 00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:30,989 and I was forced to interact with this really strange man, 211 00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:35,822 kind of a clich� spooky local type character. Um... 212 00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:37,889 I wound down the window and said, 213 00:15:37,922 --> 00:15:41,622 "Excuse me, do you know the way to Cleeve Hill Manor?", 214 00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,455 to which he replied, "Yerp!" 215 00:15:43,488 --> 00:15:46,422 - [Laughing] - But then didn't tell me. 216 00:15:46,455 --> 00:15:48,256 Just silence. 217 00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:50,723 So I said, "Well, could you tell me where it is, please?", 218 00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:52,990 to which he replied, "Yerp, I can." 219 00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,555 [Laughing] 220 00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:56,289 So, I was just thinking, "Oh, God, 221 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,322 "please gimme a break here, dude. 222 00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:02,223 "I feel like I'm in a bad horror film or something." 223 00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:06,289 And then, as I drove off, he shouted, "See ya later", 224 00:16:06,322 --> 00:16:09,357 and I just thought, "Jesus Christ, I really hope I don't." 225 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:12,323 - [All laughing] - Sorry, guys, this is Norman. 226 00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:14,690 And Norman, this is Harry, Archie, Claire. 227 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,857 You know Fig, obviously. 228 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,624 - And this is Pete. - All right? 229 00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:21,424 I've filled the ice machine in the cellar. 230 00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:22,857 Thank you so much. What you drinking? 231 00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:24,457 Nah, you're all right. 232 00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:26,892 I'll leave you to your funny impressions. 233 00:16:29,391 --> 00:16:33,357 No, that wasn't... That wasn't an impression of you. 234 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,224 Now he's lying as well. 235 00:16:38,489 --> 00:16:41,925 Oh, I switched the heating on in the pool, too, 236 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,725 in case you wanted to brave it. 237 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,793 - Thanks, Norman. - Thank you so much. 238 00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,324 See you, then. 239 00:16:51,392 --> 00:16:53,559 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thanks. 240 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:01,993 Right. 241 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:04,392 You know what room you're staying in, Pete? 242 00:17:04,426 --> 00:17:05,726 I didn't want to presume. 243 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,793 The Rose room. So, lovely double for you and Sonia. 244 00:17:08,826 --> 00:17:10,359 Great. 245 00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:12,426 But Harry is gonna be on the sofa bed for tonight, 246 00:17:12,459 --> 00:17:13,993 is that cool? 247 00:17:14,026 --> 00:17:15,360 Awesome. 248 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,393 [Exhales] 249 00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:37,461 [? Whistling] 250 00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:49,927 Long hot soak for your bones. 251 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,795 Nothing better. 252 00:17:54,628 --> 00:17:56,896 Don't worry, I won't be long. 253 00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:59,829 I'm mainly doing the upper lip. 254 00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,428 Only place I can seem to grow it. 255 00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:06,360 So, how do you know this lot, then? 256 00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:09,528 Uh, we are friends from university. 257 00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:12,461 They're a cracking lot. 258 00:18:13,696 --> 00:18:14,962 Cracking. 259 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,762 Fun though, innit? 260 00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:20,663 University? 261 00:18:20,697 --> 00:18:23,830 No, being with your mates. 262 00:18:23,863 --> 00:18:26,262 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 263 00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:30,494 How old are you lot? 264 00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:33,528 Well, I'm thirty-one exactly. 265 00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:37,229 Thirty-one, having fun. 266 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,363 How old do you think I am? 267 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,798 Um... 268 00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:48,631 - Thirty-six? - Forty! 269 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,663 Forty years old. 270 00:18:57,798 --> 00:18:59,931 Thick at the base, 271 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,330 goes into a point, 272 00:19:02,364 --> 00:19:04,565 slightly strangulated in the middle. 273 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,632 - Excuse me? - Your cock! 274 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:09,931 Ha! 275 00:19:09,964 --> 00:19:12,363 [Laughs] So it's true, then. 276 00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:14,764 You are the shy one. 277 00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:21,865 Fucking... what? 278 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,765 [Distant voices] 279 00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:50,535 [Indistinct chattering] 280 00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:52,968 [Cheering] 281 00:20:57,869 --> 00:20:59,869 Fucking make an effort, mate. 282 00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,469 - There he is... - Hey! 283 00:21:07,502 --> 00:21:10,470 - Smells so good. - Got a drink? 284 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,937 - Um... I think I'm OK for now. - Mate, come on! 285 00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:15,737 You're having a little wicky with me, mate. 286 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,302 OK. 287 00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:26,003 - Hey. - Oh, yep. Thank you. 288 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,369 - Don't tell Pops. - Absolutely not. Cheers! 289 00:21:28,401 --> 00:21:30,471 - Cheers! - Cheers, mate! Cheers! 290 00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,870 Mm! 291 00:21:32,904 --> 00:21:37,004 Dude, it is, um... It is so nice of you to do all this. 292 00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:39,737 Weird thing to say. You're still one of my best mates, Pete. 293 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:41,405 Obviously! 294 00:21:41,439 --> 00:21:43,270 No, I just... I don't know. 295 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,302 Yeah, these last few years have been so crazy, 296 00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:47,837 and I feel bad I haven't been back more. 297 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,537 Pete, you were always gonna do something different. 298 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:54,337 Selfishly, I've missed you, but... this refugee shit - 299 00:21:54,371 --> 00:21:55,937 I'm fucking proud of you. It sounds heavy. 300 00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,905 Thanks, man, that means so much coming from you. 301 00:21:57,938 --> 00:21:59,539 No, you're actually doing something good. 302 00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:02,405 You know, making up for your past crimes. 303 00:22:06,303 --> 00:22:08,605 What do you mean, "past crimes"? 304 00:22:09,971 --> 00:22:12,236 Well, no, I mean, just being a reprobate. 305 00:22:12,805 --> 00:22:14,971 Right. Yeah. 306 00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:18,505 Yeah. I mean, I'm also doing it cos I'm passionate about it. 307 00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,372 Yeah. Of course. 308 00:22:27,272 --> 00:22:29,237 Oh, man, Harry... 309 00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:33,605 - He is a character. - Yeah, he is ridiculous. 310 00:22:33,639 --> 00:22:37,006 - Yeah. He's kind of... - Fucking funny. 311 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:39,272 Mm. 312 00:22:39,305 --> 00:22:41,441 Yeah, it's weird, I, uh... 313 00:22:41,474 --> 00:22:44,506 I almost feel, like... shy around him. 314 00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:47,008 Why? 315 00:22:47,041 --> 00:22:49,473 I don't know. 316 00:22:49,506 --> 00:22:51,339 Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. 317 00:22:51,373 --> 00:22:54,374 I mean, you didn't tell him I was shy, did you? 318 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,973 What? No! We told him you were great. 319 00:22:58,008 --> 00:23:00,507 Yeah. Forget it. 320 00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,808 So, tell me about you and Sonia! All going well? 321 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,341 Oh, yes. Yeah, really well. 322 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,541 And actually, you're the first person, of course, 323 00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:09,274 - that I'm telling this to... - Uh-oh. 324 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:11,374 ...but I'm thinking of proposing. 325 00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:12,773 We're to France in June, 326 00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,474 and it just feels like the right time. 327 00:23:14,507 --> 00:23:15,908 Oh, mate, that's awesome. 328 00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,674 Yeah, well, I mean, assuming she says yes. 329 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,375 Ooh, yeah. God, that would be very awkward. 330 00:23:19,408 --> 00:23:20,974 Maybe don't do it at the top of the Eiffel Tower. 331 00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,608 It's a long walk down. 332 00:23:24,308 --> 00:23:27,275 Yeah, oh, and maybe, you know, don't tell Claire. 333 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,241 Why? 334 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:33,941 Pete. Come on. 335 00:23:33,974 --> 00:23:35,942 She's clearly still a bit in love with you. 336 00:23:35,975 --> 00:23:38,409 She might not take it well. 337 00:23:40,008 --> 00:23:41,509 Wow. 338 00:23:42,675 --> 00:23:44,842 Yeah, of course. 339 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,543 Poor Claire. 340 00:23:49,477 --> 00:23:52,410 Yeah, you should know, man, she, uh... 341 00:23:52,444 --> 00:23:54,409 She tried to kill herself. 342 00:23:56,642 --> 00:23:57,943 - What? - I mean... 343 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:03,810 She's always had a tendency to be sad, but I just guess... 344 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:07,342 she was sadder than we all saw, I suppose. 345 00:24:08,877 --> 00:24:10,944 And when did she do it? 346 00:24:10,977 --> 00:24:14,278 Uh... just before you left, I think. 347 00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:20,676 Look, don't freak out. 348 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,711 OK? No, she's absolutely fine now. 349 00:24:22,744 --> 00:24:24,310 Let's just keep the weekend light, yeah? 350 00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:25,877 Come on! Hey, to you and Sonia! 351 00:24:25,911 --> 00:24:27,344 [Bottles clinking] 352 00:24:30,278 --> 00:24:31,411 Cocktails? 353 00:24:32,878 --> 00:24:34,378 Yeah. 354 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,411 Do you guys remember Jess Sanderson? 355 00:24:41,445 --> 00:24:44,244 - [All] Yes. - Fuck me, she was so fit. 356 00:24:44,278 --> 00:24:45,577 You were obsessed. 357 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,578 - Ever see her throw a javelin? - What? 358 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,812 She could throw a javelin so fucking far, 359 00:24:49,845 --> 00:24:52,479 I used to go and watch her do athletics. 360 00:24:52,512 --> 00:24:53,912 I was such a fucking pervert, 361 00:24:53,945 --> 00:24:55,878 and I just really loved the fact 362 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,479 that she could probably bench-press me. 363 00:24:58,512 --> 00:24:59,945 Pete, you banged her, didn't you? 364 00:24:59,978 --> 00:25:01,777 - Yes! - Pete got with everyone. 365 00:25:01,811 --> 00:25:03,546 He was the most player of all our friends. 366 00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:04,778 Well, I'm not surprised. 367 00:25:04,812 --> 00:25:06,512 The way he sat there holding that cocktail, 368 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,379 it's like we got James Bond sat here in the room with us, innit? 369 00:25:09,412 --> 00:25:10,512 Double-O-Seven! 370 00:25:10,546 --> 00:25:12,778 [All laughing] 371 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,013 Yeah, one of the kids in the refugee camp said 372 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,914 I looked like Daniel Craig. 373 00:25:16,947 --> 00:25:19,480 - Really? - Yeah. 374 00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:21,413 Some of those kids were just so amazing. 375 00:25:21,447 --> 00:25:23,412 - Mm. - Cool, man. 376 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,846 So, have you told Sonia about your sordid past? 377 00:25:31,879 --> 00:25:35,647 Uh, yes, yes. I've come clean about Skippy. 378 00:25:36,814 --> 00:25:38,414 Weird to think that we even kissed. 379 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,580 I don't think we did. 380 00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:43,814 Don't deny... 381 00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:46,547 Yeah, second night of fresher's week. 382 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,246 - I... - George? 383 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,548 Is there something I should know about? 384 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,447 - Sorry. - No, honestly, 385 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,514 - I don't remember this at all. - What? Now, come off it! 386 00:25:54,548 --> 00:25:58,282 No girl can forget a night of passion with Double-O-Seven. 387 00:25:58,315 --> 00:26:00,549 Can they? Eh? Oi, George, you got any guns? 388 00:26:00,582 --> 00:26:02,948 - Yeah, fucking loads. - Let's get Pete a gun! 389 00:26:02,981 --> 00:26:04,781 Take a photo - we'll send it in to Hollywood. 390 00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:06,414 They haven't chosen a new Bond yet, have they? 391 00:26:06,448 --> 00:26:08,247 Right, well, let's get a gun. 392 00:26:08,281 --> 00:26:10,648 - Oh, no...! - George stop him! 393 00:26:10,681 --> 00:26:12,548 - Harry! - Oh, God! 394 00:26:12,581 --> 00:26:15,248 Wait, who was it that, um... 395 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,948 - Who was it that pulled Plank? - Oh, yes! 396 00:26:17,981 --> 00:26:20,482 No, actually, no one pulled Plank, 397 00:26:20,515 --> 00:26:22,516 but he did smooch a pooch. 398 00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:24,982 - A dog! He kissed a dog! - Yeah, that little pug! 399 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,016 Sorry? "Plank"? 400 00:26:27,049 --> 00:26:28,449 Plank, yeah. 401 00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:31,682 - Do you not remember? - No. 402 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:34,948 Plank, as in the wild card. 403 00:26:34,981 --> 00:26:38,883 He came round, with the big wheel of cheese. 404 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:40,749 He was dressed as a fucking wizard! 405 00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:42,717 Yeah... vaguely. 406 00:26:42,749 --> 00:26:45,316 Mate, you do remember the wild card tradition, right? 407 00:26:45,349 --> 00:26:46,950 When we'd bring a randommer back to the house? 408 00:26:46,983 --> 00:26:48,516 Yeah, I remember that. 409 00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:49,983 I always thought it was a bit cruel, to be honest. 410 00:26:50,017 --> 00:26:53,716 What? You used to fucking love it! 411 00:26:53,749 --> 00:26:55,417 [George] Saved you, Pete! 412 00:26:55,451 --> 00:26:58,250 [Harry] They are hosting a nervous nelly! 413 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:07,850 Anyway, I would have Skyped more, 414 00:27:07,883 --> 00:27:11,950 but we all had to share this one computer in the camps. 415 00:27:13,616 --> 00:27:15,384 And it was actually pretty amazing, 416 00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:17,850 we started with, like, zero infrastructure... 417 00:27:17,883 --> 00:27:19,818 So you're gonna propose to Sonia? 418 00:27:19,851 --> 00:27:21,617 Jesus! 419 00:27:21,651 --> 00:27:24,317 - Who told you that? - It's great. 420 00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:25,552 Yeah, sorry, who told you that? 421 00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:27,285 - [Buzzing] - Is that... 422 00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:28,984 I think your phone's buzzing. 423 00:27:29,018 --> 00:27:30,618 Yeah. 424 00:27:30,652 --> 00:27:32,819 - I'll, uh... - Sure. 425 00:27:34,651 --> 00:27:36,385 See ya. 426 00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:37,751 [Sonia] 'Hey! You having fun?' 427 00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:41,452 Yeah! Yeah, just, um... It's a bit, um... 428 00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:42,852 'What?' 429 00:27:43,985 --> 00:27:45,552 Nah, it's just... I guess I thought 430 00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:47,886 that everyone would've grown up a bit more. 431 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:52,252 Um... Yeah, we're in George's parents' house, 432 00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:54,286 drinking George's dad's whisky. 433 00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:57,518 I'm being mean. Just... I can't wait for you to get here. 434 00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:00,653 - 'Is everyone there?' - Yeah, full house. 435 00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:02,885 Plus some random guy called Harry 436 00:28:02,919 --> 00:28:04,619 that they picked up in the pub! 437 00:28:04,653 --> 00:28:05,986 'Oh, my God.' 438 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,885 Yeah, I'm sure he'll be gone by the time you're here, 439 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,920 - but very funny. - 'Weird. 440 00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:12,786 'Listen, babe, this internet guy's really fucking us around. 441 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,021 'I'm gonna have to wait till the afternoon to let him in. 442 00:28:15,055 --> 00:28:17,820 'Sorry, I'll be a bit later.' 443 00:28:17,853 --> 00:28:21,453 Yeah, no problem. Love you. 444 00:28:21,486 --> 00:28:23,653 'You too. I'm sorry. Love you.' 445 00:28:54,388 --> 00:28:55,789 [Dialogue muted] 446 00:29:03,922 --> 00:29:06,222 [Dialogue muted] 447 00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:15,955 Mate! Are you fucking listening? 448 00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:17,523 Yes! Sorry, Archie. 449 00:29:17,557 --> 00:29:21,789 Um, so... I'm sorry, mate, you're setting up an app? 450 00:29:21,823 --> 00:29:24,621 It's not a fucking app! It's crowdfunding for thrill seekers. 451 00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:25,723 Right! 452 00:29:25,756 --> 00:29:26,922 It's about linking people together 453 00:29:26,955 --> 00:29:29,789 who want to go on tailored adventure holidays, you know, 454 00:29:29,822 --> 00:29:31,457 but they need to go in a group 455 00:29:31,490 --> 00:29:33,857 to make it more financially viable. 456 00:29:33,890 --> 00:29:37,356 So, let's say you want to go chasing whales on jet skis 457 00:29:37,390 --> 00:29:38,590 or some shit like that... 458 00:29:38,623 --> 00:29:40,856 Yeah, Arch, cos that definitely sounds legal. 459 00:29:40,889 --> 00:29:43,490 Don't invest, then, Claire. 460 00:29:43,523 --> 00:29:45,856 You know, but most of your friends are too pussy to do it, 461 00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:48,457 so we team you up with some Saffa meatheads 462 00:29:48,490 --> 00:29:50,890 who are up for a weendish time. 463 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:53,790 Um... It'd still be, like, expensive, though, wouldn't it? 464 00:29:53,824 --> 00:29:55,257 Right. 465 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:57,991 Well, I mean, you're not saving money, are you? 466 00:29:58,025 --> 00:30:00,691 You're just kind of linking rich people with rich people. 467 00:30:00,725 --> 00:30:04,559 Yeah... who are up for a weendish time. 468 00:30:04,592 --> 00:30:06,958 I mean, it's better that way, though. 469 00:30:06,991 --> 00:30:08,724 At least you're not having your holiday ruined 470 00:30:08,757 --> 00:30:12,026 - by some random pez. - "Pez"? 471 00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:13,991 Pez! Peasant! Pezo! Come on, mate. 472 00:30:14,025 --> 00:30:15,592 Fucking hell, Archie! 473 00:30:15,624 --> 00:30:17,325 What? Mate, you used to say that shit all the time. 474 00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:18,825 No, I fucking didn't. 475 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:22,392 Also, like... just have a little bit of, you know, awareness. 476 00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:27,258 - What? Harry? - What's that? 477 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,726 He's worried that you'd be offended 478 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:31,425 by me referring to peasants as pezes. 479 00:30:31,459 --> 00:30:32,858 Woah! 480 00:30:32,891 --> 00:30:34,726 Fucking hell, are you calling me a peasant, are you, Pete? 481 00:30:34,758 --> 00:30:37,259 - No. - You sort of were, mate. 482 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,993 - Let's just move on. - Oh! 483 00:30:39,027 --> 00:30:41,726 His lordship wants us to move on. OK! Fair enough, OK! 484 00:30:41,759 --> 00:30:43,592 Well, sir, I've left your potty upstairs for you, 485 00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:45,493 and I'll come upstairs and wipe your bum-bum. 486 00:30:45,526 --> 00:30:47,393 - [All laughing] - Actually do it! 487 00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:49,560 Actually do it! 488 00:30:49,593 --> 00:30:50,993 This calls for gear. 489 00:30:51,027 --> 00:30:52,859 No, Archie! No, not at the table. 490 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,893 - Pete, come on. - No, thank you, Archie. 491 00:30:54,927 --> 00:30:56,393 No, no, it's a good point, actually. 492 00:30:56,426 --> 00:30:58,493 Gotta save some energy for the b-day boy. 493 00:30:58,526 --> 00:31:00,760 Main event is tomorrow. Big surprise for Petie! 494 00:31:00,793 --> 00:31:02,893 [Cheering] 495 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,427 Yeah, well, in which case I'd better... better get to bed. 496 00:31:10,461 --> 00:31:11,727 - Get some sleep. - Don't be a bell-end. 497 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,326 No, you're not... OK, OK! 498 00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:15,527 Wait, wait.... I'm gonna do... yeah! 499 00:31:15,561 --> 00:31:19,259 OK, I just want to say, um... happy birthday, Pete! 500 00:31:19,293 --> 00:31:20,494 I know it's been a while 501 00:31:20,527 --> 00:31:22,461 since we've all been under the same roof. 502 00:31:22,494 --> 00:31:26,029 I mean, the last, what, eight, nine years 503 00:31:26,062 --> 00:31:28,295 has really gone by fast, 504 00:31:28,328 --> 00:31:31,729 and it's just so nice that it all still feels so natural. 505 00:31:31,762 --> 00:31:33,462 Yeah, hear-hear. 506 00:31:33,495 --> 00:31:39,261 And I just wanted to say, you know after my, uh, blip... 507 00:31:40,895 --> 00:31:45,296 it really made me realise how lucky I am to have you guys. 508 00:31:45,329 --> 00:31:48,262 Um, and I couldn't have got through any of it without you. 509 00:31:48,296 --> 00:31:49,662 So... All of you. 510 00:31:52,361 --> 00:31:55,329 Uh, so, yeah, happy birthday, Pete. 511 00:31:55,362 --> 00:31:57,428 Ah! Happy birthday to Pete! 512 00:31:58,328 --> 00:32:00,662 [Indistinct conversations] 513 00:32:08,362 --> 00:32:10,696 - Off to bed, too? - Just getting some ciggies. 514 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,864 Right... Sorry not to stay up. 515 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:16,263 Just wanted to save some energy for tomorrow. 516 00:32:16,297 --> 00:32:17,997 Listen, Pete. 517 00:32:18,031 --> 00:32:20,931 Just so you know, you're not doing too well. 518 00:32:24,930 --> 00:32:26,263 What? 519 00:32:26,297 --> 00:32:27,629 This weekend so far... 520 00:32:27,663 --> 00:32:30,629 I mean, you've been a bit crap, haven't you? 521 00:32:30,663 --> 00:32:33,263 Claiming that we pulled in first year. 522 00:32:33,297 --> 00:32:36,564 And then rubbing Claire's nose in your supposed engagement. 523 00:32:36,597 --> 00:32:38,898 - I didn't tell her that. - Well, she knows. 524 00:32:38,932 --> 00:32:41,730 And I mean... You're not actually engaged, are you? 525 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:44,731 So, it's hardly news. 526 00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:47,832 I just thought you should know. It's not a good start. 527 00:32:59,766 --> 00:33:01,498 [Woman laughing] 528 00:33:14,698 --> 00:33:16,899 [Indistinct conversation, laughing] 529 00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:29,999 [Conversation continues] 530 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,233 [Conversation stops] 531 00:34:44,903 --> 00:34:46,602 - [Door slams shut] - What the fuck? 532 00:34:46,635 --> 00:34:48,269 [Harry] Sorry. 533 00:34:49,336 --> 00:34:51,336 [Harry mumbling indistinctly] 534 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,502 [Harry clears throat loudly] 535 00:34:58,535 --> 00:34:59,904 [Pete] Ugh! 536 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:05,004 [Harry urinates, belches] 537 00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:08,838 Oh, man! 538 00:35:10,337 --> 00:35:11,671 Motherfucker... 539 00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:18,270 [Toilet flushing] 540 00:35:28,638 --> 00:35:30,772 - Are those my pills? - Excuse me? 541 00:35:30,805 --> 00:35:32,639 I said, are those my pills? 542 00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:34,739 These are Rennie's. Do you want one? 543 00:35:35,904 --> 00:35:37,504 - No. - No? 544 00:35:37,537 --> 00:35:38,971 No. 545 00:35:51,639 --> 00:35:52,972 Good night. 546 00:35:53,639 --> 00:35:54,973 Good night. 547 00:35:58,805 --> 00:36:00,338 [Harry grunts] 548 00:36:07,506 --> 00:36:08,639 Ha! 549 00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:14,539 [Snores] 550 00:36:18,674 --> 00:36:20,706 [Snoring continues] 551 00:36:28,707 --> 00:36:30,574 [Whining] 552 00:36:35,307 --> 00:36:36,640 What is that? 553 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,306 Harry? 554 00:36:41,339 --> 00:36:42,774 Did you hear that? 555 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:45,608 Harry? 556 00:36:45,641 --> 00:36:47,473 [Whining continues] 557 00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:55,575 Hey, Claire, what... Are you OK? 558 00:36:56,374 --> 00:36:57,576 Can you hear that? 559 00:36:57,609 --> 00:36:59,341 What is it? 560 00:36:59,374 --> 00:37:01,609 I don't know, I think... 561 00:37:01,642 --> 00:37:04,407 I think someone's let a dog into the house. 562 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,440 [Laughs] I don't know. 563 00:37:07,408 --> 00:37:09,373 Oh, my God. So funny. 564 00:37:09,407 --> 00:37:11,676 Yeah. It must be trapped or something. 565 00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:17,274 You do know that this is all your fault. 566 00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:20,642 What is? 567 00:37:21,643 --> 00:37:22,710 Everything. 568 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:24,943 [Pete] No! 569 00:37:26,341 --> 00:37:27,809 [Wheezes] 570 00:37:28,776 --> 00:37:30,442 [Harry snoring] 571 00:37:44,944 --> 00:37:46,376 [Exhales] 572 00:39:49,015 --> 00:39:50,615 [Groaning] 573 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,583 [? Music playing] 574 00:40:01,082 --> 00:40:02,850 All right, Archie? 575 00:40:04,782 --> 00:40:06,516 Did you pull an all-nighter? 576 00:40:07,816 --> 00:40:09,315 Yeah. 577 00:40:11,983 --> 00:40:13,817 Was it worth it? 578 00:40:14,983 --> 00:40:17,417 What the fuck kind of question is that? 579 00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:20,750 Yeah, fair enough. 580 00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:22,282 As you were. 581 00:40:22,316 --> 00:40:23,783 Yeah. 582 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:30,851 [Grunting] 583 00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:33,418 Yeah! 584 00:40:34,817 --> 00:40:36,617 - Morning, morning, morning. - Hey! 585 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:37,917 Morning! 586 00:40:40,817 --> 00:40:42,383 Sleep well? 587 00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:44,851 Yeah. 588 00:40:44,884 --> 00:40:46,718 You slept very deeply, it seemed. 589 00:40:46,752 --> 00:40:49,283 Ah, never better. That bed's lush. 590 00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:50,917 - Thanking you, George. - Ketchup? 591 00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:53,017 No. Not with tomato. 592 00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:58,852 Ooh... 593 00:41:08,619 --> 00:41:10,952 God. This looks great, guys. 594 00:41:10,985 --> 00:41:12,551 Oh, sorry, mate. Help yourself. 595 00:41:12,585 --> 00:41:13,986 No, no, yeah. 596 00:41:16,586 --> 00:41:18,786 [Radio] 'You're listening to West Coast Classics today 597 00:41:18,819 --> 00:41:20,419 'at 9:35.' 598 00:41:20,452 --> 00:41:22,620 [Continues indistinctly] 599 00:41:22,653 --> 00:41:24,452 Oh, yes. 600 00:41:26,352 --> 00:41:28,918 I had such weird dreams last night. 601 00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:32,018 Really, um... Really, like, nasty. 602 00:41:32,052 --> 00:41:33,854 You did have quite a lot of cheese. 603 00:41:33,886 --> 00:41:35,787 No kidding! 604 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:37,420 [Imitates farting] 605 00:41:37,452 --> 00:41:39,321 - Should've had a Rennie. - [Laughs] 606 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,321 Claire must be feeling it. Is she still in bed? 607 00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:45,487 She's gone. 608 00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:51,286 What? Why? 609 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,353 [George] Well, why do you think? 610 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,721 Probably cos you told her about the engagement. 611 00:41:57,087 --> 00:41:59,386 Sorry, I didn't tell her anything! 612 00:42:01,521 --> 00:42:04,054 - Harry, did you? - Don't bring Harry into this. 613 00:42:04,087 --> 00:42:05,521 Say what, sorry? 614 00:42:05,554 --> 00:42:07,488 Well, telling Claire about my engagement. 615 00:42:07,521 --> 00:42:10,987 I mean, you did hear yesterday in the kitchen, so... 616 00:42:12,088 --> 00:42:14,255 I'm a little bit lost here, Peter. 617 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,321 Right, and why are you doing that accent now? 618 00:42:19,622 --> 00:42:21,488 What accent? 619 00:42:22,922 --> 00:42:25,789 Also, I didn't say you could borrow my hoodie. 620 00:42:25,822 --> 00:42:27,756 Well, I'm not wearing your hoodie, Pete. 621 00:42:27,789 --> 00:42:30,921 Unless you shop at Mo Valley Farm... [Chuckling] 622 00:42:36,489 --> 00:42:37,988 - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Pete! Stop it! 623 00:42:38,021 --> 00:42:39,889 Right, fine. 624 00:42:39,922 --> 00:42:42,722 Sorry. Sorry, Harry. Just, um... 625 00:42:42,756 --> 00:42:44,857 I think I'm just tired after a weird night. 626 00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:46,823 Don't worry. You're probably just paranoid 627 00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:49,389 about everything that happened yesterday. 628 00:42:49,423 --> 00:42:50,857 No, he ain't. 629 00:42:50,890 --> 00:42:52,590 You feel bad about Claire. 630 00:42:52,623 --> 00:42:54,622 I didn't tell her, I promise. 631 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,289 And if you didn't, then I don't know who did. 632 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:57,857 Pete, chill out! She's probably fine, OK? 633 00:42:57,890 --> 00:43:01,757 Just, you know... get stuck into your breakfast, mate. 634 00:43:15,656 --> 00:43:17,890 - Fun day ahead. - [Chuckling] 635 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:20,723 [Slurps] 636 00:44:13,993 --> 00:44:16,526 - Down on the fucking floor! - [Screams] 637 00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:18,360 [Laughs] 638 00:44:22,693 --> 00:44:24,359 Cheer up, mate. It's not loaded. 639 00:44:24,392 --> 00:44:26,726 Fucking hell, that's dangerous. 640 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,794 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 641 00:44:30,827 --> 00:44:32,593 All right, yeah. So last year, then? 642 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:35,460 Ha-ha, very funny. Come on, everyone's waiting. 643 00:44:35,494 --> 00:44:37,993 - Actually, Archie! Archie! - Yes, mate? 644 00:44:44,794 --> 00:44:47,660 - [Whispers] Sorry. - What's up, mate? 645 00:44:47,694 --> 00:44:49,293 Um... 646 00:44:49,994 --> 00:44:52,828 - Harry. - Yeah? 647 00:44:52,862 --> 00:44:54,994 Look, I'm just going to say this... 648 00:44:55,027 --> 00:44:56,794 And I feel like I can with you. 649 00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:59,661 Of course you can. 650 00:44:59,695 --> 00:45:05,861 I feel like Harry is, like, fucking with me... 651 00:45:05,894 --> 00:45:08,828 - or doesn't like me. - Uh! 652 00:45:08,862 --> 00:45:11,528 - Or... - He's been a dick to you? 653 00:45:11,561 --> 00:45:14,829 Well, have you not... Yeah, well... Yeah, kind of. 654 00:45:14,863 --> 00:45:17,596 I mean, I don't know, I just feel like he's got it in for me. 655 00:45:17,629 --> 00:45:19,362 That's just what I'm feeling. 656 00:45:19,395 --> 00:45:23,463 I mean, he hasn't said anything bad about you, not to me anyway. 657 00:45:23,497 --> 00:45:26,728 OK. Also... I think I recognise him. 658 00:45:26,762 --> 00:45:29,496 - It's weird. - Mate, I'm sure you don't. 659 00:45:33,796 --> 00:45:35,496 Right. 660 00:45:35,529 --> 00:45:37,996 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on him. 661 00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:39,830 All right? No one messes with my friend. 662 00:45:39,864 --> 00:45:42,896 - Don't do that. - Come here. 663 00:45:42,929 --> 00:45:45,297 Oh, my God. Fucking hell, you stink. 664 00:45:45,331 --> 00:45:47,363 - Do I? - Yeah. 665 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:48,996 Are you gonna bring this on the walk? 666 00:45:49,030 --> 00:45:53,863 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 667 00:45:53,896 --> 00:45:55,864 You really should try and get some sleep. 668 00:45:55,897 --> 00:45:57,563 Yeah. 669 00:46:00,064 --> 00:46:02,297 Fuck! 670 00:46:02,331 --> 00:46:05,331 That was loaded, actually. 671 00:46:05,364 --> 00:46:08,498 - Hurry up, mate. - Yeah, coming, coming, coming. 672 00:46:12,431 --> 00:46:14,331 - Come on, you bell-end. - Yes, yes, yes... 673 00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:18,864 Sorry, mate, thought you were in... 674 00:46:18,897 --> 00:46:20,698 Whoa! Whoops! 675 00:46:22,598 --> 00:46:23,798 Fuck off, Archie. 676 00:46:23,831 --> 00:46:26,000 Mate, come on. We're waiting. 677 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,931 - See you, mate! - Oh, come on! 678 00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:29,532 Toot-toot! 679 00:46:31,564 --> 00:46:33,264 [Whooping, cheering] 680 00:46:34,632 --> 00:46:36,465 Are you serious? 681 00:47:00,465 --> 00:47:03,433 No, don't close the door... Fuck! 682 00:47:03,466 --> 00:47:05,566 They done a runner on us, have they? 683 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,833 [Laughs] Classic! 684 00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:08,733 - You got your car keys? - No. 685 00:47:08,767 --> 00:47:10,068 Let's just head straight to the pub. 686 00:47:10,101 --> 00:47:12,701 I know a shortcut. We'll probably meet 'em there. 687 00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:15,732 [Church bells ringing] 688 00:47:27,367 --> 00:47:29,002 Tonight should be good, shouldn't it? 689 00:47:29,035 --> 00:47:30,501 Mm. 690 00:47:30,534 --> 00:47:32,367 Shame about Claire. 691 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:35,834 She's beautiful, though, isn't she? 692 00:47:35,868 --> 00:47:37,767 In a sort of tragic 693 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,734 "I might kill myself any moment" sort of way. 694 00:47:40,768 --> 00:47:42,634 Weird, though... 695 00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:44,068 What? 696 00:47:44,101 --> 00:47:46,367 Well, you know, you go out with someone at university, 697 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,468 and then you remain friends, but you drift apart - 698 00:47:48,502 --> 00:47:49,834 you don't see them for five years. 699 00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:51,969 Well, I have seen Claire, so... 700 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:53,436 When? 701 00:47:53,469 --> 00:47:55,769 Before I went abroad. We hung out a bunch. 702 00:47:55,802 --> 00:47:58,301 Oh, lovely. 703 00:47:58,335 --> 00:47:59,902 Rekindling old flames, was it? 704 00:47:59,935 --> 00:48:02,368 No! Sorry, that's none of your business. 705 00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:03,668 Say no more. 706 00:48:03,702 --> 00:48:05,635 It's nice you care about her. 707 00:48:05,668 --> 00:48:07,536 Watching over her... 708 00:48:07,569 --> 00:48:09,770 even when she's sleeping. 709 00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:12,904 Right, so you were spying on me last night? 710 00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:15,303 No, just a joke. 711 00:48:18,403 --> 00:48:19,636 You must be bricking it 712 00:48:19,669 --> 00:48:20,836 she's out there trying to top herself again. 713 00:48:20,871 --> 00:48:22,368 Oi, sorry, what is this? 714 00:48:23,603 --> 00:48:25,402 Like, why are you doing this? 715 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,003 Is this cos... 716 00:48:28,036 --> 00:48:30,436 Did I wake you up in your car yesterday? 717 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:36,403 A few miles back, I can't remember where exactly, but... 718 00:48:36,437 --> 00:48:38,736 Were you sleeping in a car... and I woke you up? 719 00:48:38,770 --> 00:48:39,905 Cos if you did, it's fine. 720 00:48:39,938 --> 00:48:43,369 I don't care that you sleep in a car... 721 00:48:43,402 --> 00:48:45,004 or that you treat your dog like that. 722 00:48:45,037 --> 00:48:46,603 Like what? 723 00:48:47,537 --> 00:48:49,871 Well, horribly. 724 00:48:49,904 --> 00:48:52,303 Pete, I don't have a dog. 725 00:48:52,337 --> 00:48:54,771 Plus I love animals, so... When even was this? 726 00:48:54,804 --> 00:48:56,438 Yesterday afternoon! 727 00:48:57,771 --> 00:49:00,338 What, when I was down at the pub with your mates? 728 00:49:05,804 --> 00:49:08,637 Yeah, sorry... Let's just get to the pub. 729 00:49:08,670 --> 00:49:10,538 All right. 730 00:49:10,571 --> 00:49:13,371 So, you got any fun uni stories, then? 731 00:49:13,404 --> 00:49:14,705 What was that one about that bloke - 732 00:49:14,738 --> 00:49:16,538 what was his name? Plank? 733 00:49:16,571 --> 00:49:17,873 Didn't know you knew about that. 734 00:49:17,906 --> 00:49:20,974 Oh, the others told me. Yeah, what was it he... 735 00:49:21,007 --> 00:49:24,439 Turned up to a house-party with a wheel of cheese? [Laughs] 736 00:49:24,472 --> 00:49:26,472 That's hysterical. 737 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:28,505 Although, apparently your memory's 738 00:49:28,538 --> 00:49:30,772 a bit hazy on it, though... 739 00:49:30,806 --> 00:49:32,839 Seems to me like you're never in on the good jokes. 740 00:49:32,873 --> 00:49:35,472 Right, that's enough! I don't know what your problem is, 741 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:38,506 but these are my friends, and this is my birthday, 742 00:49:38,539 --> 00:49:40,007 and I want you to leave, please. 743 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,673 Fuck off! 744 00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,908 Sorry. 745 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:47,840 I can find my own way to the pub. 746 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,573 - Right! - Yes. 747 00:51:51,979 --> 00:51:53,179 [All] Surprise! 748 00:51:57,046 --> 00:51:58,545 Happy birthday! 749 00:51:58,578 --> 00:51:59,979 Ah! 750 00:52:02,679 --> 00:52:04,012 Happy birthday, mate! 751 00:52:04,946 --> 00:52:06,745 Happy birthday, mate. 752 00:52:08,478 --> 00:52:10,312 They put me up to it. 753 00:52:10,346 --> 00:52:11,679 Fucking hell! 754 00:52:11,713 --> 00:52:14,512 - Bit much, guys. - The axe was my idea! 755 00:52:14,545 --> 00:52:16,412 No judgement if you've shat yourself, mate. 756 00:52:16,446 --> 00:52:18,479 Sorry, mate. We had to go ahead to set up. 757 00:52:18,513 --> 00:52:20,546 Hopefully, you'll forgive us. Check this out... 758 00:52:20,579 --> 00:52:22,646 [Mumbles] Yeah! 759 00:52:22,679 --> 00:52:23,946 This is taking pub lunch to a new level, 760 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:26,013 we have rented this whole place out! 761 00:52:26,046 --> 00:52:28,346 My idea! 762 00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,880 Fucking hell, this is awesome! 763 00:52:30,913 --> 00:52:33,046 Party on! Wahey! 764 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,747 Hey! 765 00:52:34,781 --> 00:52:36,312 Pathetic! 766 00:52:36,346 --> 00:52:37,982 - Where's Claire? - I told you, she's gone. 767 00:52:38,014 --> 00:52:40,313 Yeah, don't dwell on it. I'm sure she's fine. Come on. 768 00:52:40,347 --> 00:52:42,947 Ah! Right! First round. 769 00:52:42,981 --> 00:52:46,081 ? I feel it in my fingers ? 770 00:52:46,114 --> 00:52:49,814 ? I feel it in my toes... ? 771 00:52:49,847 --> 00:52:51,447 Yes, boy! 772 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,514 ? Love is all around me ? 773 00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:57,615 ? And so the feeling grows ? 774 00:52:57,648 --> 00:53:00,848 You know, I look back at myself when I was at uni, 775 00:53:00,882 --> 00:53:03,414 and I was just so insecure. 776 00:53:03,448 --> 00:53:06,514 Those terrible guys I dated... 777 00:53:06,547 --> 00:53:09,447 And in second year, I met my George, 778 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,447 and he just... he just knows who he is. 779 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,448 I mean, it's the most important thing about a person, isn't it? 780 00:53:16,481 --> 00:53:18,581 Uh, yeah. That and a massive house. 781 00:53:18,616 --> 00:53:19,916 [Laughing] 782 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:26,348 Anyway, now I just don't take shit from people. 783 00:53:26,381 --> 00:53:27,882 - Go, Fig! - Yeah! 784 00:53:27,915 --> 00:53:30,882 Life's too short to care about anything! 785 00:53:30,915 --> 00:53:33,481 You mean, like, what certain people think... 786 00:53:33,515 --> 00:53:35,083 No, I mean anything. 787 00:53:35,116 --> 00:53:36,783 Oh... 788 00:53:36,816 --> 00:53:39,016 [Laughs] 789 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:42,817 Anyway, I feel like I just know who I am. 790 00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:44,784 And I love myself. 791 00:53:44,817 --> 00:53:46,383 I back myself - 792 00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:50,949 in my life, in my marriage, in my job, and... 793 00:53:50,983 --> 00:53:52,516 And that's happiness. 794 00:53:52,549 --> 00:53:54,750 Yes! Yes! 795 00:53:54,784 --> 00:53:56,717 [Clears throat] It's like when I, um... 796 00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:58,750 I remember when I saw this refugee kid, 797 00:53:58,784 --> 00:54:01,950 just, like, understand something for the first time... 798 00:54:01,984 --> 00:54:04,651 Are you enjoying your birthday party? 799 00:54:04,684 --> 00:54:06,050 - Hell, yes. - Yes? 800 00:54:06,084 --> 00:54:08,484 Yes, I am, thank you so much for everything. 801 00:54:08,518 --> 00:54:10,084 I mean, it's just amazing. 802 00:54:10,117 --> 00:54:13,350 You still don't know what the surprise is yet, do you? 803 00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:14,984 That wasn't the surprise? 804 00:54:17,651 --> 00:54:20,985 ? Well, there is a house... ? 805 00:54:21,018 --> 00:54:25,552 Oh...! It's another Harry thing. 806 00:54:25,584 --> 00:54:28,851 - Maybe... - What we talking about? 807 00:54:28,885 --> 00:54:30,719 We're just talking about how Fig's after your money, mate. 808 00:54:30,752 --> 00:54:32,484 - Oh, yeah. - [Laughs] 809 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:35,752 I should give Sonia a call, just to let her know what I'm up to. 810 00:54:35,786 --> 00:54:37,384 Yeah, yeah. Tell her we'll pay for the cab. 811 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:38,818 Thank you. 812 00:54:38,851 --> 00:54:40,484 You're not going anywhere till you've done some of this. 813 00:54:40,519 --> 00:54:43,653 Uh... no, Archie, I haven't done any of that since uni. 814 00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:46,318 Yeah, nor have I, mate, but come on, it's your birthday. 815 00:54:47,086 --> 00:54:48,653 Come on, then! 816 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,452 - OK! - Yes! 817 00:54:50,485 --> 00:54:52,453 [Laughs] 818 00:54:52,485 --> 00:54:56,819 ? Well, they call the rising sun... ? 819 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,987 [Grunts] What the fuck am I doing? 820 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,721 Fuck it! 821 00:55:13,754 --> 00:55:15,554 [Sniffs] 822 00:55:15,587 --> 00:55:18,686 I would be honoured if you would be my best man. 823 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,654 What? Woah! Pete... I don't know what to say. 824 00:55:21,687 --> 00:55:23,820 Say yes! 825 00:55:23,853 --> 00:55:26,087 I know we haven't seen each other in ages... 826 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,754 Years! 827 00:55:27,788 --> 00:55:30,988 Yeah, but I feel... that that's fine, 828 00:55:31,021 --> 00:55:33,454 because I feel like we're those friends 829 00:55:33,487 --> 00:55:35,420 who can not see each other for ages 830 00:55:35,455 --> 00:55:37,587 and then just, like, pick up where we left off. 831 00:55:37,621 --> 00:55:38,754 Do you feel like that? 832 00:55:38,788 --> 00:55:40,921 Totally, yeah. That means so much to me. 833 00:55:40,954 --> 00:55:42,353 Thank you, man. 834 00:55:42,386 --> 00:55:44,921 So, you're really happy with Sonia, yeah? 835 00:55:44,954 --> 00:55:46,387 Oh, yeah! 836 00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:48,922 You see, the best thing about Fig for me is, 837 00:55:48,955 --> 00:55:50,688 she makes me feel like myself. 838 00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:53,320 You know, I don't have to pretend to be anyone else. 839 00:55:53,354 --> 00:55:54,823 Does Sonia make you feel like yourself? 840 00:55:54,856 --> 00:55:59,355 Yeah! Yeah, like a better version. 841 00:55:59,388 --> 00:56:01,755 Like, I remember when we were in the camp, 842 00:56:01,789 --> 00:56:04,655 and just seeing this refugee kid 843 00:56:04,688 --> 00:56:06,655 just understand something for the first time, 844 00:56:06,688 --> 00:56:07,922 just I was like... 845 00:56:07,955 --> 00:56:10,388 Mate! What the fuck? 846 00:56:11,422 --> 00:56:12,789 You fucking goon! 847 00:56:12,822 --> 00:56:14,790 You rinsed an entire bag of hoon! 848 00:56:14,823 --> 00:56:16,423 Archie! 849 00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:17,790 That was the last bag! 850 00:56:17,823 --> 00:56:19,490 It was supposed to last us all night. 851 00:56:19,524 --> 00:56:21,489 I barely touched it, Archie. 852 00:56:21,523 --> 00:56:23,355 It was full when I gave it to you. 853 00:56:23,388 --> 00:56:26,623 - Explain that, you thief. - [Harry] It wasn't. 854 00:56:27,956 --> 00:56:31,422 I spilt... I spilt a bit earlier. 855 00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:33,490 Sorry, I should've said. 856 00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:35,991 OK. It was an accident. So... cool. 857 00:56:37,490 --> 00:56:39,389 It doesn't fucking matter, Archie. 858 00:56:39,423 --> 00:56:40,924 Sorry, mate. 859 00:56:42,557 --> 00:56:45,390 No big deal. Plenty of ket back at the house. 860 00:56:47,624 --> 00:56:49,323 [Whispers] You owe me one. 861 00:56:57,558 --> 00:57:00,358 - Fuck, that's a rabbit! - [Fig] Archie, wait! 862 00:57:03,392 --> 00:57:05,825 - [Gunshot] - Ow! Fucking hell! 863 00:57:07,891 --> 00:57:09,991 Fucking clipped him. 864 00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:13,625 If I see a crow, I'm gonna splat it. 865 00:57:13,658 --> 00:57:14,958 So, when's Sonia getting here, Pete? 866 00:57:14,992 --> 00:57:17,025 Yeah, something you want to tell us, mate? 867 00:57:17,058 --> 00:57:18,491 She's not picking up her phone. 868 00:57:18,525 --> 00:57:19,926 Hey, wait, wait, wait... 869 00:57:19,959 --> 00:57:22,026 Save some ammo for this afternoon. 870 00:57:22,059 --> 00:57:23,793 - What's that? - Huh? 871 00:57:23,826 --> 00:57:26,392 Oh, Norman's organised a little rough shoot for your birthday. 872 00:57:26,425 --> 00:57:28,558 The one you was telling the story about yesterday 873 00:57:28,591 --> 00:57:29,992 - when he was stood behind you. - Yeah, I know, I know. 874 00:57:30,025 --> 00:57:32,324 Yeah, it's really, really nice of him to do it, man. 875 00:57:32,359 --> 00:57:34,892 Yeah, that is really... Thing is, I don't really shoot, mate. 876 00:57:34,925 --> 00:57:38,059 - You've shot here once before. - I don't think I did. 877 00:57:38,093 --> 00:57:39,659 It's just a bit of fun, mate. 878 00:57:39,692 --> 00:57:41,426 Get some lead in the air before the gala night tonight. 879 00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:44,060 Super relaxed, mate, don't worry about it. 880 00:58:14,661 --> 00:58:16,094 Afternoon, Norman. 881 00:58:16,127 --> 00:58:17,827 Ready for action. 882 00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:20,728 - Long lunch, Mr George? - Like father like son. 883 00:58:20,761 --> 00:58:23,728 Ooh, I don't know. Your Dad'd still be in the pub, I reckon. 884 00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:27,395 - [Laughing] - Is he all right to shoot? 885 00:58:27,428 --> 00:58:29,661 Absolutely fine, thank you, young man. 886 00:58:29,694 --> 00:58:31,395 Person you should probably worry about is me. 887 00:58:31,428 --> 00:58:33,028 I... I don't shoot. 888 00:58:33,061 --> 00:58:34,661 This is for you, isn't it? 889 00:58:35,861 --> 00:58:36,961 Yes. 890 00:58:36,995 --> 00:58:39,795 Then enjoy yourself, lad. 891 00:59:12,063 --> 00:59:13,730 [Fires gun, bird squawking] 892 00:59:23,830 --> 00:59:26,030 [Fires gun] 893 00:59:47,565 --> 00:59:49,732 [Pete] That was really fun, actually. 894 00:59:51,731 --> 00:59:53,498 Didn't hit a single bird. 895 00:59:55,665 --> 00:59:58,032 Thank you so much, Norman. I'm... 896 00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:00,032 I am really sorry about that. 897 01:00:00,065 --> 01:00:01,898 Never mind. 898 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,565 Was there talk of another drive, or...? 899 01:00:03,598 --> 01:00:07,465 Nah. The lads have all gone... after that. 900 01:00:08,598 --> 01:00:09,932 [Fig] Archie. 901 01:00:11,866 --> 01:00:14,666 Thank you so much, Norman. I, uh... 902 01:00:14,699 --> 01:00:17,932 didn't hit a single one, but it was really fun. 903 01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:41,400 Sorry, is there a problem? 904 01:00:41,433 --> 01:00:44,367 Something like that takes a lot of organisation from Norman, 905 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,966 so... And a lot of money. 906 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,033 So, to just not shoot anything, you know, was... a real shame. 907 01:00:52,367 --> 01:00:53,834 I got pretty close to one of them. 908 01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:56,834 Yeah, yeah. You wounded it. 909 01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:09,535 Is that the car you thought I was sleeping in? 910 01:01:09,568 --> 01:01:10,934 Pete thought I was homeless. 911 01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:13,535 So what if he was? Would that be a problem? 912 01:01:14,802 --> 01:01:16,501 For you guys maybe! 913 01:01:16,535 --> 01:01:18,601 I'm the one who's been working in a refugee camp, all right? 914 01:01:18,635 --> 01:01:20,902 You keep making me out to be the bad guy. 915 01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:31,536 - Home, sweet home. - Cheers, Georgie. 916 01:01:31,569 --> 01:01:34,335 'Hi, it's Sonia. Leave a message.' 917 01:01:34,369 --> 01:01:37,335 Hey, yeah... I don't know where you are. I'm getting worried. 918 01:01:37,369 --> 01:01:38,869 Like, what the hell is going on? 919 01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,736 Gimme a call. I love you. 920 01:01:40,769 --> 01:01:43,602 Seems that there's a bit of a trend you scaring girls off. 921 01:01:43,636 --> 01:01:44,904 [Laughing] 922 01:01:44,937 --> 01:01:46,903 Yeah, maybe I should leave, too. 923 01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:49,036 If you leave you, won't get your hands on this massive house. 924 01:01:49,069 --> 01:01:51,402 - Isn't that why you married me? - [Laughing] 925 01:01:51,435 --> 01:01:53,069 That was a joke, George. 926 01:01:54,536 --> 01:01:56,836 - What was? - [Fig] Oh, look, guys! 927 01:01:56,869 --> 01:01:59,569 - Claire's back! Claire's here! - Hey! 928 01:01:59,602 --> 01:02:00,804 [Fig] Oh, Claire Bear! 929 01:02:02,903 --> 01:02:05,770 - Sorry, where have you been? - I went for lunch with my aunt. 930 01:02:07,070 --> 01:02:09,004 Wait, what... 931 01:02:09,037 --> 01:02:10,904 - Pete, what's up? - I-I don't know... 932 01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:13,637 I don't know, I... I don't know what's going on. 933 01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:16,603 - Are you upset with me? - No. 934 01:02:16,637 --> 01:02:18,670 OK, well everyone's saying you're angry at me, 935 01:02:18,703 --> 01:02:21,337 and they're all being fucking mean. 936 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,072 And I don't know why, and I think that Harry's trying 937 01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:25,404 to turn everyone against me. 938 01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,504 I'm sure I recognise him, Claire! 939 01:02:27,538 --> 01:02:29,871 And, like, I just don't know what's going on, 940 01:02:29,905 --> 01:02:31,338 and I don't know where Sonia is... [Sobs] 941 01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:33,805 Oh, no, no... Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete! Stop! 942 01:02:33,838 --> 01:02:35,404 Pete! 943 01:02:36,971 --> 01:02:38,638 Look... 944 01:02:38,671 --> 01:02:41,838 Reunions are like this... yeah? 945 01:02:41,871 --> 01:02:46,838 They're... stressful and emotional, 946 01:02:46,871 --> 01:02:50,040 and, you know, there's just so much pressure to be... 947 01:02:50,073 --> 01:02:53,540 the people we were back then, but Pete... 948 01:02:54,739 --> 01:02:56,871 Everybody loves you, Petie. 949 01:02:59,472 --> 01:03:00,505 Yeah. 950 01:03:07,373 --> 01:03:08,872 You're just a bit anxious. 951 01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:11,740 That's nothing new, right? 952 01:03:13,107 --> 01:03:14,373 Mm-hmm. 953 01:03:14,406 --> 01:03:16,074 Plus maybe you're slightly worried 954 01:03:16,108 --> 01:03:18,939 about Sonia meeting us all for the first time... 955 01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:23,439 Meeting me. 956 01:03:23,473 --> 01:03:27,740 But... you have nothing to worry about, OK? 957 01:03:27,773 --> 01:03:30,606 I'm actually looking forward to meeting her. 958 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,407 We all are. 959 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,641 [Clears throat] 960 01:03:38,574 --> 01:03:40,074 It's OK. 961 01:03:42,374 --> 01:03:44,008 Look, um, Claire... Thank you. 962 01:03:44,041 --> 01:03:45,674 - Yeah. - Um... 963 01:03:46,674 --> 01:03:47,941 You know, 964 01:03:47,974 --> 01:03:52,109 when we were hooking up just before I met Sonia. 965 01:03:52,142 --> 01:03:53,974 Yes... 966 01:03:54,009 --> 01:03:55,809 What, you...? 967 01:03:55,842 --> 01:03:57,508 You haven't told her, have you? 968 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,342 No. 969 01:03:59,376 --> 01:04:01,708 I'm so sorry, it just never came up. 970 01:04:01,741 --> 01:04:04,075 Pete... [Chuckles] 971 01:04:04,109 --> 01:04:05,774 Obviously, I want her to like me, 972 01:04:05,808 --> 01:04:08,408 so I'm not gonna walk up to her and be like, 973 01:04:08,441 --> 01:04:11,408 - "Oh, hey, by the way..." - [Both chuckling] 974 01:04:11,441 --> 01:04:13,942 Nobody knows except us. 975 01:04:13,976 --> 01:04:17,043 Unless you've told people. 976 01:04:24,675 --> 01:04:27,375 Well, I actually did... 977 01:04:27,408 --> 01:04:29,775 I actually did tell Harry on our walk. 978 01:04:29,809 --> 01:04:31,342 - What? - For fuck's sake! 979 01:04:31,376 --> 01:04:33,776 I mean... why? 980 01:04:33,810 --> 01:04:35,342 I don't really... 981 01:04:35,376 --> 01:04:37,410 [George] Pete! Someone here to see you! 982 01:04:37,443 --> 01:04:41,377 Says she's your girlfriend, but she's way too fit. 983 01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:42,877 See? 984 01:04:46,776 --> 01:04:48,077 [Sighs] 985 01:05:04,711 --> 01:05:06,811 And... I mean, I knew that Pete was posh, 986 01:05:06,844 --> 01:05:08,343 but when it gets to that level, 987 01:05:08,377 --> 01:05:09,912 I sort of need a translator half the time. 988 01:05:09,945 --> 01:05:12,645 She's quite something, isn't she? 989 01:05:12,678 --> 01:05:14,544 A very formidable woman. 990 01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,477 Yeah, sorry, I got no idea what you just said. 991 01:05:16,510 --> 01:05:18,611 [All laughing] 992 01:05:20,545 --> 01:05:22,711 OK, uh... do your impression of me. 993 01:05:22,745 --> 01:05:24,545 Oh, yes, please do! 994 01:05:24,578 --> 01:05:25,812 Um... 995 01:05:25,845 --> 01:05:28,478 [Conversation continues indistinctly] 996 01:05:31,778 --> 01:05:34,013 Pete, you really don't suit that cigar. 997 01:05:34,046 --> 01:05:36,344 Yeah, I know, who are you right now, Pete? 998 01:05:36,378 --> 01:05:38,711 I just think I look fucking cool. 999 01:05:39,712 --> 01:05:41,379 Well, you don't. 1000 01:05:41,412 --> 01:05:42,846 I know. It was kind of a joke, Harry. 1001 01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:46,646 Mate, Sonia is fucking cool. 1002 01:05:46,679 --> 01:05:48,914 - Oh, thanks, mate. - Yeah. 1003 01:05:48,947 --> 01:05:51,812 - Do you want another stogie? - No, I'm OK, thank you. 1004 01:05:51,845 --> 01:05:54,512 Fine. More stoges for this guy. 1005 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,547 Oh, my God, George just showed me some of Claire's art, 1006 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:00,914 and it is amazing. 1007 01:06:00,947 --> 01:06:02,746 Yeah, well, they're beautiful, aren't they? 1008 01:06:02,779 --> 01:06:05,779 I think the colours are almost like Chris Ofili. 1009 01:06:05,813 --> 01:06:07,381 Who's Chris Ofili? 1010 01:06:07,414 --> 01:06:09,346 A Nigerian-born British artist 1011 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:11,115 who won the Turner Prize a few years back. 1012 01:06:11,148 --> 01:06:13,346 Fucking weendish tapestries. 1013 01:06:14,646 --> 01:06:16,712 - Did you know that, Pete? - Yeah. 1014 01:06:16,746 --> 01:06:19,080 And he actually also paints with elephant dung, 1015 01:06:19,114 --> 01:06:21,481 so, thanks for the comparison, George. 1016 01:06:21,514 --> 01:06:22,613 It's my pleasure. 1017 01:06:22,647 --> 01:06:24,513 I didn't know you were into him, Pete? 1018 01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,081 - I like art! - Mm. 1019 01:06:26,115 --> 01:06:28,514 Oh, actually, Sonia, you should really come here in February. 1020 01:06:28,548 --> 01:06:31,581 George's Dad runs these incredible exhibits 1021 01:06:31,614 --> 01:06:32,982 of really good modern art 1022 01:06:33,016 --> 01:06:34,781 for low-income rural communities. 1023 01:06:34,815 --> 01:06:36,115 Oh, that sounds awesome. 1024 01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:38,347 Wow! I didn't know you guys did that. 1025 01:06:38,381 --> 01:06:40,948 Oh, the kids gets so involved. It's actually really rewarding. 1026 01:06:40,981 --> 01:06:43,748 - Yeah, it's lovely. - Speaking of kids... [Laughs] 1027 01:06:43,781 --> 01:06:45,615 Who's this? 1028 01:06:45,649 --> 01:06:48,382 "Now then, now then... [Laughs] 1029 01:06:49,681 --> 01:06:52,882 - "Now then, now then!" - Jesus, Archie! 1030 01:06:52,916 --> 01:06:55,515 - It's me, Jimmy Savile! - Yeah, we know. 1031 01:06:55,549 --> 01:06:57,082 It's OK, I can make that joke. 1032 01:06:57,116 --> 01:06:59,448 My Latin teacher was a paedo, so... 1033 01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:01,883 Guys, I actually find that really offensive. 1034 01:07:05,582 --> 01:07:07,083 Jimmy Savile was from Leeds, 1035 01:07:07,117 --> 01:07:09,615 and that was clearly a Mancunian accent. 1036 01:07:10,716 --> 01:07:13,018 - [Laughing] - That was good. 1037 01:07:13,051 --> 01:07:14,950 [Claire] Yeah, that was really good. 1038 01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:25,917 All right, mate? 1039 01:07:25,950 --> 01:07:28,516 Oh, hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 1040 01:07:29,683 --> 01:07:31,818 You sure? Cos you, um... 1041 01:07:33,018 --> 01:07:35,951 were looking a bit crestfallen back there. 1042 01:07:35,984 --> 01:07:39,384 Oh, I'm just a bit embarrassed, I think. 1043 01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:40,683 Why? 1044 01:07:41,884 --> 01:07:44,084 Bit of a weird question, but, um... 1045 01:07:45,084 --> 01:07:47,450 do you think Sonia likes me? 1046 01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:50,551 Yeah. Definitely. 1047 01:07:50,584 --> 01:07:52,717 I was just worried that, um... 1048 01:07:52,752 --> 01:07:55,651 Jimmy Savile thing was bit of a clanger, you know? 1049 01:07:55,684 --> 01:07:57,752 No, I think she thought it was funny. Everyone did. 1050 01:07:58,819 --> 01:08:00,584 Not exactly a belly laugh, though. 1051 01:08:02,617 --> 01:08:04,852 Mate, she likes you. Um... 1052 01:08:04,885 --> 01:08:06,919 - The thing about Sonia is... - OK, great. 1053 01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:10,351 Listen, the other thing I wanted to say is that... 1054 01:08:11,617 --> 01:08:13,351 Yesterday eve, 1055 01:08:13,385 --> 01:08:15,920 I was trying to tell you about my business idea at dinner. 1056 01:08:15,953 --> 01:08:17,552 Yeah? 1057 01:08:17,585 --> 01:08:21,720 And I just felt like you weren't really listening. 1058 01:08:21,754 --> 01:08:24,885 And then you... you mocked it a bit, 1059 01:08:24,919 --> 01:08:27,452 and you picked it apart in front of everyone. 1060 01:08:27,485 --> 01:08:29,820 - Mate, I am so sorry. - No, it's fine. 1061 01:08:29,853 --> 01:08:34,053 I mean, it probably is a fucking stupid idea. 1062 01:08:34,086 --> 01:08:36,754 I just feel quite worthless lately, you know? 1063 01:08:36,787 --> 01:08:39,319 And I've been taking it out on people. 1064 01:08:41,754 --> 01:08:43,487 I'm just a horrible toff! 1065 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,921 [Sobbing] 1066 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,753 Oh, Archie! 1067 01:08:47,786 --> 01:08:50,887 I mean, what am I doing? You know? 1068 01:08:50,921 --> 01:08:52,553 I'm 31, mate! 1069 01:08:52,586 --> 01:08:55,386 It's getting a bit late in the day, you know? 1070 01:08:55,419 --> 01:08:58,620 - Everyone feels lost sometimes. - Really? 1071 01:08:58,654 --> 01:09:00,688 Yes! 1072 01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:03,387 You know, I'm seeing a therapist. 1073 01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:05,022 - You are? - Yes. 1074 01:09:05,988 --> 01:09:07,788 That's good. 1075 01:09:07,822 --> 01:09:09,954 Yeah, we always hoped you'd do that one day. 1076 01:09:11,654 --> 01:09:13,620 Yeah... 1077 01:09:13,654 --> 01:09:15,087 Yeah! 1078 01:09:15,121 --> 01:09:17,988 Well, I am, and, you know, I get a bit anxious sometimes. 1079 01:09:18,022 --> 01:09:20,755 And it just really helps to talk to someone. 1080 01:09:20,788 --> 01:09:22,023 Yeah. 1081 01:09:23,588 --> 01:09:25,555 Thanks for sharing, man. 1082 01:09:25,588 --> 01:09:27,556 Oh, Archie, you still smell very bad. 1083 01:09:27,589 --> 01:09:29,321 Yeah? [Laughs] 1084 01:09:30,721 --> 01:09:32,454 So, um... 1085 01:09:32,488 --> 01:09:35,789 So are you doing better now? 1086 01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:37,923 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm having, um... 1087 01:09:37,956 --> 01:09:40,023 I'm having a really good time now, thanks. 1088 01:09:40,056 --> 01:09:41,656 Cool. 1089 01:09:42,555 --> 01:09:43,957 This... 1090 01:09:43,990 --> 01:09:46,923 This might not be the best time to bring this up, then, 1091 01:09:46,956 --> 01:09:48,657 but, um... 1092 01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:51,622 I've been thinking about what you said about Harry. 1093 01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:55,422 And I've actually been getting 1094 01:09:55,454 --> 01:09:58,790 a really weird vibe from him, too, you know? 1095 01:09:58,824 --> 01:10:00,589 - Right! - Yeah. 1096 01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:04,890 Has he been saying things about me? 1097 01:10:04,924 --> 01:10:06,824 About me and Claire? 1098 01:10:06,857 --> 01:10:08,957 I mean... No, not exactly. 1099 01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:11,957 But something's off. 1100 01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:14,990 Like, he knows so much about you, it's weird. 1101 01:10:15,024 --> 01:10:16,624 Have you seen him writing in a book 1102 01:10:16,658 --> 01:10:18,390 after I'll say something sometimes? 1103 01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:19,690 Mate! 1104 01:10:19,723 --> 01:10:21,490 I've seen it. 1105 01:10:21,523 --> 01:10:23,090 And I'm worried about it. 1106 01:10:26,624 --> 01:10:28,058 Thanks, mate. 1107 01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:50,725 [Muttering] 1108 01:10:51,793 --> 01:10:54,793 [Grunting] 1109 01:10:57,859 --> 01:10:59,826 What the fuck? 1110 01:11:35,494 --> 01:11:37,493 You fucking snake. 1111 01:11:54,695 --> 01:11:56,728 Fucking prick! 1112 01:12:00,129 --> 01:12:02,427 - All right? - Hello, peeping Tom. 1113 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:04,694 Just grabbing me and Sonia a beer if want one? 1114 01:12:04,727 --> 01:12:06,394 Yeah, no, I think I'm all right, thanks. 1115 01:12:06,427 --> 01:12:07,929 And I wasn't peeping. What was that? 1116 01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:13,663 You didn't hear that, did you? 1117 01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:16,361 - No, I didn't. - Good. 1118 01:12:16,395 --> 01:12:17,795 What's up? 1119 01:12:17,829 --> 01:12:19,563 Scared I'd let it out? 1120 01:12:20,696 --> 01:12:23,096 - Let what out? - Your big secret. 1121 01:12:23,129 --> 01:12:25,628 What the fuck does that mean? 1122 01:12:25,662 --> 01:12:27,763 About your engagement, obviously. 1123 01:12:27,796 --> 01:12:30,696 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 1124 01:12:32,496 --> 01:12:35,664 Who the fuck do you think you are? Huh? 1125 01:12:35,697 --> 01:12:38,063 I don't know, Pete. 1126 01:12:38,096 --> 01:12:40,630 Who do you think I am, more to the point. 1127 01:12:40,664 --> 01:12:43,462 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 1128 01:12:43,497 --> 01:12:45,030 And I know what you're doing, 1129 01:12:45,063 --> 01:12:47,629 trying to turn everyone against me. I just don't know why yet. 1130 01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:49,997 Also, nice try on the pills, mate. 1131 01:12:52,597 --> 01:12:54,530 What's that? Trying to make me hallucinate? 1132 01:12:54,564 --> 01:12:55,697 Trying to make me freak out? 1133 01:12:55,730 --> 01:12:57,363 What are those? 1134 01:12:57,397 --> 01:13:00,397 'Herbal Kalms'. Camomile and nettle flavour. 1135 01:13:00,430 --> 01:13:02,464 Well, maybe you should take one of them, Pete. 1136 01:13:02,498 --> 01:13:04,798 Oh, maybe I should have one, should I? Yeah? 1137 01:13:04,832 --> 01:13:09,564 Well, how am I gonna have one if they're all... 1138 01:13:11,164 --> 01:13:12,597 - You all right? - Yeah. 1139 01:13:16,665 --> 01:13:18,798 - ...stamped on? - Right, listen, Pete... 1140 01:13:18,832 --> 01:13:20,665 I'm on to you, OK? 1141 01:13:20,698 --> 01:13:22,832 So watch your fucking back, mate. 1142 01:13:23,731 --> 01:13:24,833 Why? What you gonna do? 1143 01:13:24,866 --> 01:13:26,865 I don't know, I'm gonna tell everyone. 1144 01:13:26,898 --> 01:13:28,898 Tell everyone what? 1145 01:13:28,932 --> 01:13:31,032 That you're fucking mental. 1146 01:13:32,798 --> 01:13:34,832 And stay away from Sonia! 1147 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,833 - Hey. - Hey. 1148 01:13:43,866 --> 01:13:45,666 - Shall we go for a little walk? - Harry was just... 1149 01:13:45,699 --> 01:13:47,899 - Come on. - Oh... yep. 1150 01:13:47,933 --> 01:13:49,733 Are you all right? You having a good day? 1151 01:13:49,767 --> 01:13:51,799 Uh... yeah. Are you all right? 1152 01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:53,432 Yeah, let's just pop round the corner. 1153 01:13:53,465 --> 01:13:55,766 Why don't you just tell me what's going on? 1154 01:13:55,799 --> 01:13:58,399 OK, yeah, um... 1155 01:13:58,432 --> 01:14:00,099 All right, so, uh... 1156 01:14:00,133 --> 01:14:02,133 Like, this is a weird time to do this, 1157 01:14:02,166 --> 01:14:03,700 but I need to tell you something, 1158 01:14:03,733 --> 01:14:05,400 and I don't want you to hear it from someone else. 1159 01:14:05,433 --> 01:14:06,967 Uh... what? 1160 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,400 OK, basically... 1161 01:14:11,568 --> 01:14:14,466 Just before we met, before we starting going out, I was... 1162 01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:17,533 I was hooking up with Claire. 1163 01:14:17,567 --> 01:14:19,434 I said that that hadn't happened since uni, 1164 01:14:19,467 --> 01:14:21,134 and it did a bunch of times, 1165 01:14:21,167 --> 01:14:23,967 and it was nothing, but I should have told you, 1166 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,801 - and I'm really sorry. - Pete, I don't understand... 1167 01:14:26,835 --> 01:14:30,068 There is nothing going on with Claire. OK? 1168 01:14:30,101 --> 01:14:32,401 But I get that now that I'm saying it now, 1169 01:14:32,434 --> 01:14:34,434 it's like a thing... 1170 01:14:34,467 --> 01:14:37,967 - I'm fucking sorry. - No, but... you did tell me. 1171 01:14:43,801 --> 01:14:45,734 - When? - Um... 1172 01:14:45,768 --> 01:14:48,735 Ages ago. When we started dating, I guess. 1173 01:14:52,069 --> 01:14:54,535 - What the fuck's wrong with me? - Whoo... 1174 01:14:54,569 --> 01:14:56,635 Hey, come here. 1175 01:14:56,669 --> 01:14:59,635 Babe, please, please try and relax. 1176 01:14:59,669 --> 01:15:02,769 So, Harry didn't say anything to you, then? About me... 1177 01:15:02,802 --> 01:15:04,769 - We were just chatting. Pete? - Yeah, OK. Right. 1178 01:15:04,802 --> 01:15:06,469 There is something wrong, right? 1179 01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:08,703 - I was going through his bag... - Pete! 1180 01:15:12,170 --> 01:15:13,770 Yeah, I know. 1181 01:15:14,803 --> 01:15:17,736 I really hate Harry. 1182 01:15:17,770 --> 01:15:19,837 He's, he's... 1183 01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:22,403 He's a bit of a tit. Yeah, he's a fucking clown, 1184 01:15:22,436 --> 01:15:24,770 and you haven't had enough sleep. 1185 01:15:24,803 --> 01:15:26,770 He is ruining my birthday. 1186 01:15:28,470 --> 01:15:31,103 Come on. Let's get you to bed. 1187 01:15:31,137 --> 01:15:32,570 Why? 1188 01:15:32,603 --> 01:15:34,670 Let's put that little psycho brain to bed, eh? 1189 01:15:34,703 --> 01:15:36,138 Little nap for the madman. 1190 01:15:36,171 --> 01:15:38,038 I'll tuck you in. 1191 01:15:44,771 --> 01:15:46,504 [Snoring] 1192 01:15:46,537 --> 01:15:48,671 [? Music playing, indistinct conversations] 1193 01:16:08,505 --> 01:16:10,839 [? Music playing, cheering] 1194 01:16:22,673 --> 01:16:24,539 [Cheering] 1195 01:16:26,772 --> 01:16:29,139 Sorry I didn't wake you. You looked so adorable. 1196 01:16:29,172 --> 01:16:30,706 This is amazing. 1197 01:16:30,739 --> 01:16:32,439 Everyone's dressed as their favourite memory of you! 1198 01:16:32,472 --> 01:16:34,573 What? That's so cool. 1199 01:16:34,606 --> 01:16:36,773 OK, uh... So, uh... 1200 01:16:36,806 --> 01:16:38,140 Spicy wings challenge! 1201 01:16:38,173 --> 01:16:40,006 Yes, but you have to take this shot. 1202 01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,639 - Thank you. - Petie, Petie... Petie! 1203 01:16:42,673 --> 01:16:44,407 [Echoing voices] Oh, my God... 1204 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,006 Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, baby? 1205 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,873 My favourite T-shirt, yeah. That was just left in my room... 1206 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,640 Oh, my God... 1207 01:16:55,807 --> 01:16:57,874 This is fucking amazing! 1208 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,407 [Voices continue] 1209 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:10,640 Um, guys, this is... This is incredible. 1210 01:17:10,674 --> 01:17:12,408 And yeah... Well, I'll just keep this really brief. 1211 01:17:12,441 --> 01:17:14,974 Thank you so much and... to you guys! 1212 01:17:15,007 --> 01:17:16,640 [Cheering] 1213 01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:21,074 And to Sonia, because she's the new member of the gang. 1214 01:17:21,107 --> 01:17:22,508 [Doorbell rings] 1215 01:17:22,541 --> 01:17:25,709 Oh, I think that might be Pete's surprise. 1216 01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,541 [Cheering] 1217 01:17:33,174 --> 01:17:34,941 [Chuckling] 1218 01:17:41,843 --> 01:17:43,475 - [Laughing] - Ace! 1219 01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:45,709 [Whooping] 1220 01:17:45,742 --> 01:17:49,009 OK, um... without further ado, 1221 01:17:49,043 --> 01:17:51,742 may I introduce... 1222 01:17:51,776 --> 01:17:53,076 Pete! 1223 01:17:54,576 --> 01:17:57,108 [Cheering] 1224 01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:03,476 Sorry I'm late - I was doing charity work. 1225 01:18:03,510 --> 01:18:06,577 Anyone want to hear about the refugees I've been saving? 1226 01:18:06,610 --> 01:18:07,742 [Laughing] 1227 01:18:09,077 --> 01:18:11,144 What the fuck? 1228 01:18:11,178 --> 01:18:14,010 Oh, Fake Pete, do sit down, won't you? 1229 01:18:14,044 --> 01:18:17,476 Thank you very much, although I don't think I will, 1230 01:18:17,510 --> 01:18:20,543 because it might hurt the environment. 1231 01:18:20,577 --> 01:18:22,145 Dad had something similar at his 60th. 1232 01:18:22,177 --> 01:18:24,376 It was opera singers pretending to be waiters. 1233 01:18:25,477 --> 01:18:26,710 OK. 1234 01:18:26,743 --> 01:18:30,110 So, Fake Pete, have you had a nice birthday? 1235 01:18:30,145 --> 01:18:32,778 Oh, yes. Indeed I have. 1236 01:18:32,811 --> 01:18:34,512 But I have to say, 1237 01:18:34,545 --> 01:18:37,510 there haven't been enough girls for me to shag. 1238 01:18:37,543 --> 01:18:39,778 Excuse me, how rude! 1239 01:18:39,811 --> 01:18:41,744 There've been two gorgeous girls here this whole time. 1240 01:18:41,778 --> 01:18:45,845 Yes! How thoughtless, Fake Pete! 1241 01:18:45,878 --> 01:18:48,978 Sorry, Fig, I'm not into posh girls. 1242 01:18:49,011 --> 01:18:53,478 I like 'em edgy and from up north, like Sonia. 1243 01:18:53,512 --> 01:18:55,846 I wish I was northern, too. 1244 01:18:55,879 --> 01:18:57,112 - Ayup! - [Laughing] 1245 01:18:57,146 --> 01:18:59,578 Pete, have you got any questions for yourself? 1246 01:19:01,645 --> 01:19:04,046 Um, are you the guy from the shoot? 1247 01:19:04,778 --> 01:19:05,812 Yeah. 1248 01:19:07,712 --> 01:19:09,079 Come on, mate, play the game. 1249 01:19:09,113 --> 01:19:11,113 Fake Pete, describe your character in three words. 1250 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:14,646 Obsessed with talking about charity. 1251 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:17,147 - That's five words, mate. - And anal. 1252 01:19:17,180 --> 01:19:18,780 - [Laughing] - Yes! 1253 01:19:18,813 --> 01:19:24,046 And I've got a big secret I haven't revealed... 1254 01:19:24,079 --> 01:19:26,979 [All] Ooh...! 1255 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,580 Wow, guys, this is a little bit weird. 1256 01:19:29,613 --> 01:19:33,947 Earlier today, I pretended to know who Chris Ofili was. 1257 01:19:33,980 --> 01:19:35,047 [Laughing] 1258 01:19:35,081 --> 01:19:38,380 Yes! At least I admitted it. 1259 01:19:38,414 --> 01:19:40,647 - Who wrote these lines for you? - [Harry barking] 1260 01:19:40,681 --> 01:19:42,780 [Claire] OK, Fake Pete, Fake Pete, 1261 01:19:42,813 --> 01:19:45,847 what is your biggest fear? 1262 01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:50,013 That no one really likes me, and I abandon my friends, 1263 01:19:50,047 --> 01:19:53,581 and that I don't really have a personality. 1264 01:19:55,781 --> 01:19:57,380 Wow! 1265 01:19:57,414 --> 01:19:59,614 This is horrible, actually. 1266 01:19:59,647 --> 01:20:02,116 Yeah, mate. That's... too far. 1267 01:20:02,149 --> 01:20:06,614 Sorry. Must not have taken me herbal pills... 1268 01:20:06,647 --> 01:20:08,814 gettin' the fear. 1269 01:20:08,848 --> 01:20:11,448 - [Laughing] - Woof-woof! 1270 01:20:11,481 --> 01:20:14,049 - OK, do me. Do me. - "Do you"? 1271 01:20:14,082 --> 01:20:18,416 You would say that... Claire is so in love with me. 1272 01:20:18,449 --> 01:20:20,015 No, she's not! 1273 01:20:20,050 --> 01:20:23,116 OK, it's a joke, Pete! He's not actually you. 1274 01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:25,083 Come on, do me, Pete. Who am I? Woof-woof! 1275 01:20:25,116 --> 01:20:27,415 Ooh! Harry! 1276 01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:30,115 Is it Harry, or is it... 1277 01:20:30,149 --> 01:20:33,748 I could swear I recognise you from somewhere. 1278 01:20:33,782 --> 01:20:37,117 In fact, I definitely know who you are. 1279 01:20:37,151 --> 01:20:40,117 And it's making me freak out! 1280 01:20:40,151 --> 01:20:41,816 - Ruff-ruff! - Come on, 1281 01:20:41,850 --> 01:20:44,449 let 'em in on the big secret. Who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 1282 01:20:44,482 --> 01:20:46,583 Come on! Woof-woof! 1283 01:20:46,616 --> 01:20:48,549 - Woof-woof, come on! - Woof-woof! 1284 01:20:48,583 --> 01:20:50,716 Come on, who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 1285 01:20:50,749 --> 01:20:52,116 Pete, what's he talking about? Who is he? 1286 01:20:52,150 --> 01:20:54,649 I'll tell her if you don't, Pete. 1287 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:56,084 - Come on! - You know who it is! 1288 01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:58,383 - Woof-woof! - Pete, who is he? 1289 01:20:58,417 --> 01:21:01,917 [Barking, jeering] 1290 01:21:01,951 --> 01:21:03,550 - Fucking hell, mate! - Come on! 1291 01:21:05,584 --> 01:21:06,917 All right, I'll say! 1292 01:21:06,951 --> 01:21:08,350 [Noise stops] 1293 01:21:10,950 --> 01:21:13,085 I can't believe you're here. 1294 01:21:17,417 --> 01:21:20,751 Look, I was fucking fifteen when this happened, OK? 1295 01:21:22,018 --> 01:21:25,718 I was a kid. Just, like, a stupid dick! 1296 01:21:29,419 --> 01:21:31,484 Me and this other guy... 1297 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,152 would prank phone call this girl. 1298 01:21:35,185 --> 01:21:36,718 I recognised her on your phone. 1299 01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:41,551 She lived at the end of our street. Um... 1300 01:21:42,652 --> 01:21:45,053 And she was, like, a little bit slow. 1301 01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,719 And she was really scared of dogs. 1302 01:21:50,853 --> 01:21:54,685 And, uh, we used to call her up... 1303 01:21:55,685 --> 01:21:57,751 and bark down the phone. 1304 01:22:01,153 --> 01:22:04,020 And we thought it was funny. 1305 01:22:04,054 --> 01:22:08,919 But one day she suffocated herself with a plastic bag... 1306 01:22:10,653 --> 01:22:12,820 in her parents' bathroom. 1307 01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:19,786 We were questioned by the police, 1308 01:22:19,819 --> 01:22:22,486 but, you know, what could they do really? 1309 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,453 No one blamed us. 1310 01:22:27,921 --> 01:22:29,588 Except for her brother. 1311 01:22:33,021 --> 01:22:35,354 He used to come round my house, and I'd just... 1312 01:22:36,521 --> 01:22:37,820 run upstairs. 1313 01:22:39,486 --> 01:22:41,420 Let my parents deal with it. 1314 01:22:44,055 --> 01:22:45,521 I was such a coward. 1315 01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:50,621 Mate... 1316 01:22:53,022 --> 01:22:54,688 I'm so sorry. 1317 01:22:57,754 --> 01:22:59,454 Don't be. 1318 01:23:01,922 --> 01:23:03,487 Why? 1319 01:23:04,422 --> 01:23:05,956 Cos that's not me, mate. 1320 01:23:09,957 --> 01:23:11,655 Who are you, then? 1321 01:23:13,423 --> 01:23:14,923 I'm Plank! 1322 01:23:18,057 --> 01:23:22,089 Plank? The wizard guy from uni? 1323 01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:24,456 [Chuckles] Yeah. 1324 01:23:26,023 --> 01:23:29,023 That was sort of the surprise, mate. 1325 01:23:29,057 --> 01:23:30,789 Yeah. 1326 01:23:30,822 --> 01:23:34,389 The lads looked me up on Facebook. 1327 01:23:34,423 --> 01:23:36,656 Told me to come down to surprise you. 1328 01:23:36,690 --> 01:23:40,424 You know, remind you of the good old days. 1329 01:23:40,457 --> 01:23:44,057 No, sorry, I don't understand. What was all the barking, then? 1330 01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:46,723 Well, cos you made me kiss that dog that night, do you remember? 1331 01:23:46,756 --> 01:23:48,557 Then I made you kiss it back, which you did. 1332 01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,624 [Chuckles] Thought I'd just wind you up about it, you sicko. 1333 01:23:53,959 --> 01:23:56,657 Why are you wearing a plastic bag on your head? 1334 01:23:56,691 --> 01:23:59,059 Well, cos you hoovered up that bag of coke before, didn't you? 1335 01:23:59,092 --> 01:24:00,524 That's my favourite memory of you. 1336 01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:02,391 No, I didn't, actually! 1337 01:24:02,425 --> 01:24:04,959 And all that dog stuff is bullshit. 1338 01:24:04,992 --> 01:24:06,624 I would never make anyone do that. 1339 01:24:06,657 --> 01:24:09,058 Look, this is... 1340 01:24:09,091 --> 01:24:10,992 This is her. That's... 1341 01:24:11,024 --> 01:24:13,025 I just didn't recognise her on your phone 1342 01:24:13,059 --> 01:24:14,825 because she's younger in this photo. 1343 01:24:14,859 --> 01:24:16,490 Hang on, that's my kid. 1344 01:24:16,524 --> 01:24:17,925 What have you got a picture of my kid on your phone for? 1345 01:24:21,725 --> 01:24:23,725 Fuck off! That... 1346 01:24:23,758 --> 01:24:25,993 Look, he's clearly turning you guys against me, OK? 1347 01:24:26,026 --> 01:24:29,425 He is the one that told Claire I was gonna propose to Sonia! 1348 01:24:29,458 --> 01:24:30,657 What? 1349 01:24:33,192 --> 01:24:34,826 You're gonna propose? 1350 01:24:36,425 --> 01:24:38,491 Oh, for fuck's sake, Pete! 1351 01:24:40,894 --> 01:24:42,426 No, I mean... 1352 01:24:42,459 --> 01:24:43,794 Look, you don't have to say anything. 1353 01:24:43,826 --> 01:24:45,894 - Let's talk about it later. - Yeah, of course. 1354 01:24:47,659 --> 01:24:49,558 Claire, sorry... 1355 01:24:49,592 --> 01:24:52,558 Look, did Harry... Did Harry tell you about my engagement? 1356 01:24:52,592 --> 01:24:55,026 No, Pete. I just guessed. 1357 01:24:55,961 --> 01:24:57,726 You seemed happy. 1358 01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,492 Why would you be worried if Claire knew? 1359 01:25:00,526 --> 01:25:03,526 Look, guys, he fucking tried to spike me. 1360 01:25:03,559 --> 01:25:05,028 OK? He swapped around my pills. 1361 01:25:05,062 --> 01:25:08,694 - What pills are those? - Oh, 'Herbal Kalms'. 1362 01:25:08,727 --> 01:25:11,593 [Archie] Um... actually, that was me, dude. 1363 01:25:11,626 --> 01:25:14,094 I slipped a pinger in one of the things. 1364 01:25:14,127 --> 01:25:16,794 Thought it'd be jokes cos they're the same size. 1365 01:25:16,827 --> 01:25:18,962 If you're not gonna use it, can I have it back, please? 1366 01:25:18,995 --> 01:25:20,560 No! 1367 01:25:20,594 --> 01:25:21,962 I stamped on them. 1368 01:25:21,995 --> 01:25:24,862 Wait, so... So, you haven't been taking your pills? 1369 01:25:24,895 --> 01:25:26,728 Oh, Pete... 1370 01:25:26,762 --> 01:25:29,062 They're Herbal Kalms, for fuck's sake! 1371 01:25:31,628 --> 01:25:32,761 So, like, what's going on? 1372 01:25:32,795 --> 01:25:35,128 Why are you being so fucking mean? 1373 01:25:35,162 --> 01:25:37,762 What's Fake Pete about? What's the message there? 1374 01:25:37,796 --> 01:25:39,095 That I'm a phoney? 1375 01:25:39,128 --> 01:25:42,729 Just a joke, mate. Bit of a roast. 1376 01:25:42,762 --> 01:25:45,695 There is no conspiracy here, Pete. 1377 01:25:45,729 --> 01:25:47,163 The whole world doesn't revolve around you 1378 01:25:47,195 --> 01:25:49,762 just because you've done some charity work. 1379 01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:52,064 And have you asked me once what I've been up to? 1380 01:25:52,097 --> 01:25:53,963 What George is doing? 1381 01:25:53,996 --> 01:25:55,528 Do you even know what we do? 1382 01:25:55,561 --> 01:25:57,462 Yeah, of course I do! 1383 01:25:59,096 --> 01:26:01,029 You work in finance! 1384 01:26:01,063 --> 01:26:03,429 Babe, they do Corporate Law, 1385 01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:05,495 but no one's being mean to you, OK? 1386 01:26:05,529 --> 01:26:06,763 Take it from me. 1387 01:26:06,797 --> 01:26:08,629 Oh, my God, so now you're in on it. 1388 01:26:08,662 --> 01:26:10,130 In on what? 1389 01:26:10,164 --> 01:26:13,931 Look, I fucking swear, it's Harry or Plank... or whatever. 1390 01:26:13,965 --> 01:26:16,929 I just wanted to have a nice time with you this weekend, 1391 01:26:16,963 --> 01:26:18,997 - and he's ruined it. - Pete, it... 1392 01:26:19,797 --> 01:26:21,563 It's not Plank. 1393 01:26:22,596 --> 01:26:24,030 It's not us. 1394 01:26:25,463 --> 01:26:26,597 It's you, mate. 1395 01:26:27,731 --> 01:26:29,898 You've changed. 1396 01:26:29,931 --> 01:26:32,131 Old Pete would have loved all this. 1397 01:26:33,131 --> 01:26:35,899 I'm still old Pete! 1398 01:26:35,932 --> 01:26:37,764 I'm still Skippy! 1399 01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:40,965 Yeah, um... 1400 01:26:40,998 --> 01:26:43,998 Who is this Skippy, by the way? Is it you? 1401 01:26:44,031 --> 01:26:48,732 Yeah, I was confused when you mentioned that earlier. 1402 01:26:48,765 --> 01:26:52,066 Skippy is what you used to call me, right? 1403 01:26:52,099 --> 01:26:54,032 As in "the skipper"... 1404 01:26:56,564 --> 01:26:58,732 Cos I was captain of the party. 1405 01:27:02,098 --> 01:27:04,497 - [Claire] Oh, my... - [Harry] Oh, dear. 1406 01:27:04,531 --> 01:27:06,732 Bond's havin' a breakdown. 1407 01:27:06,765 --> 01:27:09,066 Someone give him a dog to cuddle! 1408 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:13,132 Oh, fucking shut up, you fucking pikey cunt! 1409 01:28:23,969 --> 01:28:26,569 Uh, I'm so hung over. 1410 01:28:42,569 --> 01:28:45,502 Listen, Sonia, about the whole engagement thing... 1411 01:28:54,502 --> 01:28:57,036 I guess you, um... 1412 01:28:59,502 --> 01:29:05,470 given everything that happened, and all the stuff I said... 1413 01:29:05,503 --> 01:29:09,105 I would totally understand if you didn't want to marry me, 1414 01:29:09,137 --> 01:29:12,904 or go out anymore. 1415 01:29:12,937 --> 01:29:15,036 - I mean, would you? - No. 1416 01:29:20,971 --> 01:29:22,871 Yeah, that makes sense. 1417 01:29:34,938 --> 01:29:37,705 Fucking hell, I called someone a 'pikey'. 1418 01:29:39,838 --> 01:29:41,873 Not the worst thing you've done, though. 1419 01:29:50,806 --> 01:29:52,472 [Sobbing] 1420 01:29:53,973 --> 01:29:56,072 Pete, I'm joking. 1421 01:29:57,639 --> 01:29:59,471 Of course I'll marry you. 1422 01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:04,073 What? 1423 01:30:05,874 --> 01:30:08,506 What... What do you mean? 1424 01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:10,372 Yeah, I'll marry you. 1425 01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:15,506 - You're not joking? - No. 1426 01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:17,039 Right. 1427 01:30:20,174 --> 01:30:21,807 [Chuckling] 1428 01:30:24,940 --> 01:30:26,707 That's great! 1429 01:30:35,841 --> 01:30:37,541 That's great. 1430 01:30:41,174 --> 01:30:43,406 You know the problem with you, don't you? 1431 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,841 You can't take a fucking joke. 1432 01:31:10,813 --> 01:31:15,808 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull